Corrado Legacy 1.3
The family finally left their hovel and moved on up to a new posh two story home near the center of town! Fancy.
Don: Nude photos now?
Joy believes the walls are radioactive!
One of the best things with this place? Privacy!
...Sort of...
They even have a cute back patio where they love to eat and look out over the river and trees.
Here's how the new nursery looks. Finally, they get their own room!
And the plumbing? ...
Don must have radioactive urine. He used it ONCE! And it broke. Joy actually whimpers whenever she uses the toilet now, praying it won't break.
Here's Chris, post make-over. Quite cute. Somehow, he's more classy than his parents.
Don: Skinny dipping. Now, please?
Back to the story... Don's being a great dad so far! He's teaching Chris most of the basics. Joy gets to potty train him, as I don't trust Don in the bathroom at all anymore.
Joy's still working on that novel, which flopped really bad. So, she's going to start another one!
Obligatory cute photo.
Don: Now when a girl turns you down, you get on your knees and start begging her to kiss you. That always works!
Its nothing short of family bliss right now. Maybe the new environment is helping to iron out the kinks?
Or not.. Second time he broke that thing!
Joy: I.Hate.Toilets!
Don: Just go feed the kid. She won't know I broke it again.
Trouble's a brewin'. Don quit work and changed paths down the political one - makes sense for him! So, his first order of business is to hug old ladies.
Somehow, I think he's doing it wrong...
Don: Come on. Do a little dance, make a little love...
Yeah, totally doing it wrong.
Between kids, work, and macking on old ladies, he's bushed and tries to nap whenever he can, even in public. I'm sure all his ex's laughed when they saw him on the bench.
Actually, both parents are so tired, they hire a babysitter whenever they're going to bed. Even on their days off from work!
This babysitter though, was the creepiest.
I think I prove my point...
At least she's good with Chris.
Uh-oh! Another one?!
Nope. I forgot Joy's a vegetarian, and had her eat sushi. Fear the sushi!
Veggies are just hysterical! Good times.
Kevin's birthday is here, and Don's boogying down!
Party, woo! The maid decided to invite himself.
That.Chair!
Oh, great. Another fire, and this time on poor Kevin's birthday! No one looks all too scared of the flames.
You're doing it wrong!
As the fire is put out, I lose track of Joy. I'm imagining her tossing Kevin on the floor, running like a mad woman, and fainting. When I find her, she's in the kitchen. Calm and composed.
Keeping a baby in her arms apparently makes her more brave.
The party was a bust and flopped so bad that Kevin didn't age up during it. But he still aged into cuteness.
He takes after his mother with his eyes and hair. Yes!
Adorable sleeping children.
Once again, Joy freaks out for no reason.
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