CROSS LEGACY; 2.1
In our first installment we were introduced to Pippa Cross, the newbie of Arbordale who just wanted to find her way in the world. Eager to start her new life on her own, she immediately found a job in ---
...yeah, you know what? I'm not even gonna try to dress her story up. The sad truth is that Pip's the newbie of Arbordale who just wants in everybody's pants. On her way to her ultimate goal she manages to win a place in the heart of each and every townie she meets, and in her clumsiness she gets herself knocked up. A+ material right there. The movie'd make millions. Anywho, let's pick up where we left off.
She bumps on the very same day she finds out that she's pregnant.
InSim told me that Sailor Boy was the perpetrator. She WooHoos with so many people a day that it would have been a pain to try to figure it out myself. That, and the baby needs the legacy name.
This guy (David Knight's his name) moves in with about §100 in his pocket and not much else. Thank you.
He also rolls Romance as a second aspiration. That's a smart match for his main aspiration of KNOWLEDGE.
Pippa: You've been here for half a day, and we haven't even had sex yet!
David: *ignores*
Interesting jogging outfit there, bud.
David: Love letter? For ME?! I wonder who it's from. It's from Pippa, isn't it? :D
David: There's more?
Good thing that sims can't actually read those letters because that'd actually make sense.
David's dance moves are about as fantastic as Pippa's.
You find that cloud of incredibly awesome skill that shrouds the guy hot, Pip? Well, that's nice. You two can suck together.
Pippa likes to pretend that she actually cares about the thing growing inside of her.
Late afternoon sex! How Remus got in there, I don't remember. And lol at the memory; they've fooled around enough times prior to that moment.
Baby tiem!
It's a girl, Anne, with all of her mother's colorings.
David is freaking obsessed with Anne. No joke, this guy took her into his arms as soon as Pip got bored with her and rarely would he ever let her touch the floor.
You might find yourself wondering what was so important that Pip couldn't even find the time for her newborn infant.
Yes. Yes of course.
Remus still does not want.
...but the town hooligan does!
BECAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS THE PERFECT CONVERSATION TO HAVE RIGHT BEFORE SEX.
Ohay Farmer Brown.
He stood there watching David for however long he was using the thing.
Err...that explains that.
Pippa: But you're supposed to lust after me, damnit!
Remembered you had a kid, did you?
Well shit, you're actually doing something other than holding her.
Yeah, that went fast. At least you put in your five minutes?
oic. Quality time with your child isn't as important as a romp on the couch.
Well doesn't THIS look familiar, running to the bathroom to puke your guts out straight after sex?
And just like last time, she pops the same day.
Randowoman: No thanks, you're pregnant. That shit's probably contagious.
I decided not to wait around for Pip's "GET MARRIED TO DAVID" want to go away. They tie the knot in a very fitting trailer trash ceremony.
Needless to say Pippa did not want.
Which was too bad, since it was Anne's birthday.
Not too bad!
Pip then proceeds to dump her in her crib to pursue more worthwhile endeavors.
Like chatting up the mailman.
Or sexing up this guy for the umpteenth time.
Must've been some mighty powerful sex, 'cause she didn't even make it out of the room after that romp.
Pippa: WHY, GOD, WHYYYYYY?!?
It's a girl, Circe, again with her mother's colorings. David came just in time.
Pippa: Find some way to send this thing back.
The baby hiding behind his mother's boob is Thomas. Dominant genes, etc.
Unfortunately for Pippa, giving birth to twins wasn't at the top of her list of things to do for the day.
Pippa: *cackles like an idiot*
Pippa: CHICKEN LITTLE? CHICKEN LITTLE, MOMMY WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!!!1 *clucks like an idiot*
Shrink: Dear God...
Pippa: CHICKENLITTLELITTLECHICKENBIRDIE HERE BOY!!!
Once she...ah, gets better, she and David go straight for the tent David wanted me to get him.
If that wasn't enough, this was what they did right after they were done. I don't remember the shrink prescribing endless amounts of sex, Pip.
And does anybody else's romance sims do this? Autonomously "try for baby" mere hours after they've had one?
Poor, poor Anne.
Pippa: There's something wrong with me. What is it? Hair? Teeth? Breath?
Pippa: Nose? Profile?
Ohhhh.
Pippa: Goddamnit, not againnnnn...
So you're either completely missing the window or that's your subtle way of trying to get your husband's attention away from your daughter.
David still loevs his Anne.
Pippa's a little over halfway through her LTW, so I send her to the dance studio thing to add more names to her ~list~.
There's Mr. Popo, but he no longer counts.
Neither does the bartender.
Pippa: Hello, I don't believe we've made out before. My name's Pippa! :D
Oh, come on, with those moves, how did she not win? /sarcasm
You? Choosy? Don't make me laugh.
Club Guy: So today I'll tell you the history of the harp...
Pippa: Uh huh.
Pippa: lolks.
Pippa's only interested in one thing, really.
He seems to have fallen for the bait.
Why are you even there if you don't like talking about the hobby? D:
Club Guy: You're smokin' when you're pregnant, ya know?
Club Guy: BACK THE FUCK DOWN!!
Club Guy: You're really hot!
Club Guy: I SAID NO TOUCHIE!
Poor, poor Anne.
Hey, remember these guys? Yeah, I didn't either (neither did Pippa or David). But it's their birthday.
You'll probably notice that Circe's facial structure is way different than everybody else's. Yeah, that's because David isn't the father (the policeman is, as a matter of fact[?!?]). Oh, Pip. How the hell do you expect me to keep up with you?
Anne's birthday as well.
Aaaaand I'll leave you with shots of the kids post-makeover.
Anne.
Tom.
Circe.
I finally got my sound card fixed so NO MOAR SURPRAIZ PREGNANCIES /random