Cows.
As of today, two cows and a bull are living in the field across the street from us.
The owner said that they were really sweet and that I could go up and say hello. Which I did.
The cows really were sweet, but the bull, like, wanted to eat me, or something, because he was all "HHRRNGH!" when I came up I got too close to the cows. Not "MOO", but, "HHRRNGH!"
So I ran away screaming, "HE HAS MURDER IN HIS EYES! MURDER!!1"
... Dude, I just realized that ninety percent of my entries are typed in all capital letters. Weird.
The bull is making that sound outside again. I'm scared.
*decides not to eat hamburgers anymore*
Edit: I laughed REALLY hard when I reread this. It is not meant to be taken seriously xD
Edit Edit: But I do still fear that bull.
The owner said that they were really sweet and that I could go up and say hello. Which I did.
The cows really were sweet, but the bull, like, wanted to eat me, or something, because he was all "HHRRNGH!" when I came up I got too close to the cows. Not "MOO", but, "HHRRNGH!"
So I ran away screaming, "HE HAS MURDER IN HIS EYES! MURDER!!1"
... Dude, I just realized that ninety percent of my entries are typed in all capital letters. Weird.
The bull is making that sound outside again. I'm scared.
*decides not to eat hamburgers anymore*
Edit: I laughed REALLY hard when I reread this. It is not meant to be taken seriously xD
Edit Edit: But I do still fear that bull.