AHH TREES.
I was looking for my lost kitty Phanter in the woods today, and there were these really sinister trees that grow only thorns that grab at your clothes and face. They're called mesquite trees, and I fear them.
Four hours of muddy and painful searching, and I only learned two things.
One: Trees are not your friends.
And two: There's this massive orange cat that wanted to kill me and Salem (who followed me again) out there, and I'm really scared that he hurt Phanter.
I'm going to catch that orange menace and take him to the animal shelter.
... But not today. I have important things to do (*cough*TV*cough*).
Four hours of muddy and painful searching, and I only learned two things.
One: Trees are not your friends.
And two: There's this massive orange cat that wanted to kill me and Salem (who followed me again) out there, and I'm really scared that he hurt Phanter.
I'm going to catch that orange menace and take him to the animal shelter.
... But not today. I have important things to do (*cough*TV*cough*).