fic ][ forbidden caverns
{Just a bit of crack that came to me while I was driving into Tennessee. Not binding on any Sam. Dedicated to toxic_shadow for the sole reason that this is what I resort myself to while waiting for her.}
“Hey, Sam.” Dean glanced over at Sam, who was starting to come to in the passenger seat of the Impala. It was late and Dean had been driving for most of the night.
“Mm?”
“Wanna check out some forbidden caverns?”
Sam rubbed the sleep from his eyes and frowned, sitting up more as he looked over at his older brother. “... What? Dude. Did you...did you just ask me if I wanted to see your forbidden caverns?”
Dean paused, his mouth open, and he glanced at Sam before looking to the road again. He had to look over once more. “What? No! I said some forbidden caverns, not my forbidden caverns!” Sam was still making an uncertain face at him so Dean pointed over his shoulder. “The sign! There was a sign for Forbidden Caverns.” Sam still stared. “Hey, it's not my fault you can't hear!”
“Uh-huh. Whatever, Dean. Where are we anyway?”
“Just hit Tennessee. Figured we'd stop soon and crash.”
“No.”
“No what?”
“No, we're not going to Dollywood,” Sam sighed. Dean was silent for a moment. Clearly he hadn't expected Sam to know what he was thinking, but Sam always knew. “How many times do I have to tell you? You can't see Dolly's rack at Dollywood. It's a theme park.”
“You never know,” Dean shrugged.
“Dude.” Sam made another face and shook his head.
“Can't blame me for being curious. That's a lot of boob on a little bit of woman.”
“Just...keep driving.”
“Fine.” Both were silent for a long time, before Dean had to speak up again. “I don't even have forbidden caverns. I have a forbidden-”
“Stop. Please.”
“Just sayin'.”
“Uh huh.” Sam closed his eyes and leaned against the window again.
Dean shook his head. “Go back to sleep and dream about Bela's forbidden caverns some more,” he huffed.
“Hey, Sam.” Dean glanced over at Sam, who was starting to come to in the passenger seat of the Impala. It was late and Dean had been driving for most of the night.
“Mm?”
“Wanna check out some forbidden caverns?”
Sam rubbed the sleep from his eyes and frowned, sitting up more as he looked over at his older brother. “... What? Dude. Did you...did you just ask me if I wanted to see your forbidden caverns?”
Dean paused, his mouth open, and he glanced at Sam before looking to the road again. He had to look over once more. “What? No! I said some forbidden caverns, not my forbidden caverns!” Sam was still making an uncertain face at him so Dean pointed over his shoulder. “The sign! There was a sign for Forbidden Caverns.” Sam still stared. “Hey, it's not my fault you can't hear!”
“Uh-huh. Whatever, Dean. Where are we anyway?”
“Just hit Tennessee. Figured we'd stop soon and crash.”
“No.”
“No what?”
“No, we're not going to Dollywood,” Sam sighed. Dean was silent for a moment. Clearly he hadn't expected Sam to know what he was thinking, but Sam always knew. “How many times do I have to tell you? You can't see Dolly's rack at Dollywood. It's a theme park.”
“You never know,” Dean shrugged.
“Dude.” Sam made another face and shook his head.
“Can't blame me for being curious. That's a lot of boob on a little bit of woman.”
“Just...keep driving.”
“Fine.” Both were silent for a long time, before Dean had to speak up again. “I don't even have forbidden caverns. I have a forbidden-”
“Stop. Please.”
“Just sayin'.”
“Uh huh.” Sam closed his eyes and leaned against the window again.
Dean shook his head. “Go back to sleep and dream about Bela's forbidden caverns some more,” he huffed.