Fuck you Christmas
My dad was on his way into the city to do some Christmas shopping when the truck rolled and was totalled... I'm tense, trembling and am saying FUCK YOU ALL! Fuck your Corporate Christmas bullshit and FUCK YOUR COUCH! Go take your gift giving crap and cram it up your stupid shit ass! Christmas is NOT about the fucking gifts, not about partying or some fucking bonus! I'm not religious but FUCK if you're going to god damn well celebrate something, FUCKING CELEBRATE IT RIGHT YOU STUPID SHIT COCK SMOOCHING DIPSHITS! FUCK I HATE YOU ALL! ROLL OVER AND FUCK YOU!