WAIT, WE LIED. Sorry. One of us forgot to carry the one in one of our doomsday calculations. That's what happens when you try to use a value of Pi that's exactly three.
Also let's all run around screaming that it's the end of days, because really - those who are most scared of the rapture should be the ones that are most assured of their safety. Right? Guys?
OVER TO YOU DERPY HOOVES.