Alex's List of Things Wrong With Tasha...

Jun 12, 2009 18:48

1. Inappropriate
2. Nutter
3. Likes God
4. Bullies me
5. Calls her mother fat
6. Falls over
7. Hits with her handbag
8. Never apologises for hitting people with handbag
9. Sits far too close
10. Talks constantly
11. Hates everyone
12. Completely unaware of everything
13. Can't walk in a straight line (possibly alcoholic!)
14. Goes to church
15. Constant showing of ladders in tights (don't want to see)
16. Too much closeness
17. Says she likes Russian books but only read 5 pages of 'War and Peace'
18. Keeps moving Mr. N's art stuff when it was there before her
19. Didn't say sorry to Mr. N for moving his art stuff
20. Rude and demanding of Mr. N
21. Uses too many 'americanisms'
22. Speaks in an American accent far too often
23. Stole my panini
24. Swings handbag around too much
25. Walks into people and doesn't realise
26. Bumps into me every form time and doesn't notice
27. Talks about certain people way too much
28. Shouts a lot
29. Screams a lot
30. Embarrasses herself ad those who are with her
31. Scares me
32. Knows far too much about certain people (not normal stuff either)
33. Laughs too loud at things that aren't funny
34. Can't eat normally
35. Totally inappropriate around food
1. Threw my panini across table
2. Leans across table to 'grab' cake
3. Licks fingers then puts hand back in box
36. No clue about sensible foot wear
37. Acts like a battering ram in corridor
38. Drinks too much of my drinks
39. Easily over excited
40. Inappropriate clapping and use of 'squee'

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