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John's turn to pose for the mandatory mug shot. X3
I realized belatedly I miscalculated the ruler in the background and made him about two inches shorter than he is, but I'm too lazy to change it. Let's pretend it's closer to 187cm than 183, shall we..? >.>
Onwards!
1. That Mr. Smith is a well-kept specimen. ♥ If prompted, he'll say he's 50 and a couple months. (Which is true. About 130 of them...)
2. The most appropriate and tidy Mr. Marten, John's professional alias.
3. The proper attire to hang around piano bars, cruising for something suitably young and pretty with a taste for handsome elderly gentlemen. Looking good. Feel the classy, be the classy.
4. John knew how to dress with contemporary casual style even before the world ended, and sees no reason to stop now. Also, that scarf owns.
Bonus teddy bear hat! XD
Jessica once asked John, after having known him for a while, if he knew what utterly adorable little critters martens are back when he chose his alias. Sure, faced with a chicken they may be bloodthirsty little fuckers, but they look like happy ferrets in teddy bear costumes.
As a token of her pure-hearted affection, she went ahead and sewed him an awesome hat to keep him warm on the cold winter stake-outs on the roof. Made with love, but mostly with teddy bears. John does so love those exquisitely hand-tailored garments, after all.
John was predictably... overwhelmed by her kindness.