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What's today, Saturday? Okay. Thursday I woke up for work and had a split second of why is it so bright in here? SHIT before leaping out of bed in a panic. I woke up EXACTLY when I was supposed to be leaving out of the house, and let me tell you, nothing replaces caffeine better than adrenaline. Shower, hair, makeup, 15 minutes, a personal record. A huge, I mean HUGE (like, rideable) waterbug was climbing up my shower curtain, and I yelped and flailed but then realized I just didn't have time, so I hissed at it, "Today you live. TOMORROW BE GONE," and it clung to the curtain while I showered, watching me. And let me tell you this also, that's the most action I've gotten in a while. BWAHhaHAA. ha. never mind
Oh, not even touching the "rideable" in juxtaposition with that last sentence there, NOT EVEN, although you can judge me if you want to. You really can. *gurgle*
Other than that, whatever it was, I signed up for the JuC story swap, because fun. I haven't written them in a while, the horny little bastards. Although I suspect they're arguing in the back of my head right now. Don't know why. Unless... oh, yeah! Because it's hot.
TrickC picture #, what, 1? Oh, dear. I'm a little behind. Shut up. That's gonna be me in the background, holding balls, too!! Oh, I said shut up. It don't come naturally, you know.
Oh, not even touching the "rideable" in juxtaposition with that last sentence there, NOT EVEN, although you can judge me if you want to. You really can. *gurgle*
Other than that, whatever it was, I signed up for the JuC story swap, because fun. I haven't written them in a while, the horny little bastards. Although I suspect they're arguing in the back of my head right now. Don't know why. Unless... oh, yeah! Because it's hot.
TrickC picture #, what, 1? Oh, dear. I'm a little behind. Shut up. That's gonna be me in the background, holding balls, too!! Oh, I said shut up. It don't come naturally, you know.
