web of ?s gotten from hopscotchn9
1. If having to adjust yourself (boobs or cock) meant reaching down inside your clothes would you just do it where you stood or go to the bathroom?
so long as there where no kids around .. where i stood
2. At what age did you begin masturbating? earliest i remember cumming is age 9
3. If you are gay, is there anyone of the opposite sex you would dare to be straight for? Vice/ versa for the breeders. Why?
Nope can't think of anyone
4. Have you ever been to a performing arts performance? Ballet, Opera or Symphony... What did you think?
ballet and symphony... prefer theater
5. Boxers, boxer briefs, panties or thongs?
boxer-briefs... when i'm in rare form thong
6. What is your favourite beer?Honey Brown
7. If someone gave you $5,000.00 cash to shave your head, would you?
Where's the clippers??
8. Do you like sex toys?
*pulls chest out of closet* 'would you like to see some of them?'
9. Where do you usually get your porn from?
people
10. What is your favourite illegal drug?
alphabet soup
11. Do you like your job?
it has it's moments
12. If you could have a chance to sit naked in a jacuzzi with ANYONE of your choice, who would it be?
that guy over there... oh and him... oh yes that one and ....
13. If I could offer up George W. blindfolded, gagged and bound, what you do?
can you tell me where a large metal box is and can you get me some cement?
14. Would you sacrifice yourself to save the world?
certain people yes... but there are some people in this world not worth saving.... unless of course your talking about alien abduction where i end of a sex slave for some alien prince in exchange for not blowing up this world in that case yes
15. Are you horny right now?
checks pulse... yep i'm still alive and breathing
16. Who is your favourite artist?
no real favorites: madonna, tina turner, pet shop boys, fall out boys, AK1200, Sasha, Digweed, duran duran......................Gretchen Wilson
17. Does this skirt make me look fat?
I don't own a skirt but love wearing one of my many sarongs
18. How much of an Olympic sized swimming pool could you fill if you were to pour all the alcohol you have drunk since you started drinking?
2/3s
19. Do you still watch cartoons? If so, which ones?
a lot of the modern ones are lame ...however love kids next door, fosters home of imaginary friends, ren and stimpy, pinky and the brain, and the animaniacs
20. Have you ever had a mind blowing orgasm?
which one would you like to know about
21. If someone came up to right now and offered you your dream job in a different city, but you had to leave right now, would you take it?
Can i bring my best friend with me or do i have to fly her up later next month
22. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars like there's any contest IT DONT HAVE WILLIAM SHATNER.....however wesley crusher made up for that blunder... kinda
23. Angelina or Mila?
Angelina ...who's mila???
24. Who's a bigger prick, Rush Limbaugh or The Pope?
George Bush
25. Have you ever gone to work drunk?
um nope not drunk
26. Do you like your boss?
a couple of them
27. Do you pick your nose when you think no one is watching?
who doesn't?
28. What is your favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Have sex... read... do bead work... draw...go dancing....flirt... oh and did i mention have sex
29. Large crowds or prefer small groups?
depends on the small crowd there are just some people you don't really want to spend time in close quarters with... and you can always accidently on purpose lose them in a large crowd and go do your own thing
30. Roller coasters or stuff holder?
ROLLER COASTERS... again and again and again and again.......
so long as there where no kids around .. where i stood
2. At what age did you begin masturbating? earliest i remember cumming is age 9
3. If you are gay, is there anyone of the opposite sex you would dare to be straight for? Vice/ versa for the breeders. Why?
Nope can't think of anyone
4. Have you ever been to a performing arts performance? Ballet, Opera or Symphony... What did you think?
ballet and symphony... prefer theater
5. Boxers, boxer briefs, panties or thongs?
boxer-briefs... when i'm in rare form thong
6. What is your favourite beer?Honey Brown
7. If someone gave you $5,000.00 cash to shave your head, would you?
Where's the clippers??
8. Do you like sex toys?
*pulls chest out of closet* 'would you like to see some of them?'
9. Where do you usually get your porn from?
people
10. What is your favourite illegal drug?
alphabet soup
11. Do you like your job?
it has it's moments
12. If you could have a chance to sit naked in a jacuzzi with ANYONE of your choice, who would it be?
that guy over there... oh and him... oh yes that one and ....
13. If I could offer up George W. blindfolded, gagged and bound, what you do?
can you tell me where a large metal box is and can you get me some cement?
14. Would you sacrifice yourself to save the world?
certain people yes... but there are some people in this world not worth saving.... unless of course your talking about alien abduction where i end of a sex slave for some alien prince in exchange for not blowing up this world in that case yes
15. Are you horny right now?
checks pulse... yep i'm still alive and breathing
16. Who is your favourite artist?
no real favorites: madonna, tina turner, pet shop boys, fall out boys, AK1200, Sasha, Digweed, duran duran......................Gretchen Wilson
17. Does this skirt make me look fat?
I don't own a skirt but love wearing one of my many sarongs
18. How much of an Olympic sized swimming pool could you fill if you were to pour all the alcohol you have drunk since you started drinking?
2/3s
19. Do you still watch cartoons? If so, which ones?
a lot of the modern ones are lame ...however love kids next door, fosters home of imaginary friends, ren and stimpy, pinky and the brain, and the animaniacs
20. Have you ever had a mind blowing orgasm?
which one would you like to know about
21. If someone came up to right now and offered you your dream job in a different city, but you had to leave right now, would you take it?
Can i bring my best friend with me or do i have to fly her up later next month
22. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars like there's any contest IT DONT HAVE WILLIAM SHATNER.....however wesley crusher made up for that blunder... kinda
23. Angelina or Mila?
Angelina ...who's mila???
24. Who's a bigger prick, Rush Limbaugh or The Pope?
George Bush
25. Have you ever gone to work drunk?
um nope not drunk
26. Do you like your boss?
a couple of them
27. Do you pick your nose when you think no one is watching?
who doesn't?
28. What is your favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Have sex... read... do bead work... draw...go dancing....flirt... oh and did i mention have sex
29. Large crowds or prefer small groups?
depends on the small crowd there are just some people you don't really want to spend time in close quarters with... and you can always accidently on purpose lose them in a large crowd and go do your own thing
30. Roller coasters or stuff holder?
ROLLER COASTERS... again and again and again and again.......