Dear Men (and Women) in jobs where doing stupid things can ruin you
This is the age of Teh Internets and ittie bittie laptops (AKA: GEN 4 Smartphones).
If you are stupid enough to send someone a nakkid picture of yourself, trying to get ass when you should be going to your wife (or husband, or whatever...)
Guess what?
You will get caught and plastered all over the place. And these days, your career and reputation will immediately go south...if not sooner.
The 'old days' of not getting caught and not suffering repercussions (at least if you're male) are just about over, unless you are one smart cookie...which none of you are.
Hint: DON'T TAKE PICTURES, SEND EMAILS, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN FIND ITS WAY ONTO THE INTERNET WITH A FEW CLICKS OF A BUTTON.
Better Hint: How about just not being an asshole and DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Seriously, your dick/vagina, or other sexual organ is NOT that desperate to get laid. And if it is, there are things like marriage councilors, psychologists, and masturbation to help that kind of problem.
And if you just HAVE to...make a deal with your SO and lay down the rules for an open marriage.
AND STILL BE FRICKEN SMART ABOUT WHERE YOU HANG YOUR GENETALIA, EVEN IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION.
Sincerely,
Me...who just wants to slap the whole idiot mess of you upside the head. (IE: No, I don't buy the 'I'm so sorry about the pain I caused my family' speeches after you were caught at it. No you aren't, or you wouldn't have done it in the first place.)