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[silvertear19]

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[stevie_wonda]

I like MacBeth. And...those are underwear? How do you get the wing things not to make your pants stick out? And is Meow Kitty wearing a headset?

*wonders if he's seeing straight tonight*

[silvertear19]

Thank you for liking MacBeth. Well those panties are not made for...well...you don't wear pants with them. the front is a butterfly with pink pearllike balls around them. lol this is so hard explaining this. LOL Ok you wear them for your boyfriend. That's why I say I would never wear them. They're...sex panties..

Whoo! Glad that is over with.
And that is Meow Kitty's collar. Yes you are seeing straight.

[stevie_wonda]

Er...uhhhh...right. *wonders what the point of having panties on during sex is, but slaps self upside the head and quickly turns thoughts back to trig homework* I think I'm too young for this conversation, but thank you for explaining.

[silvertear19]

No it's to look sexy before sex. Like those little costumes you can buy that are all see-through. And sexy and stuff.

[stevie_wonda]

I guess I didn't realize there were see-through costumes for sale for grown-up people.

Wait a minute. Costumes? Never mind. This is waaaaaaaay past my naivete point.

[silvertear19]

I can try to explain if you want.

[stevie_wonda]

Umm...*is contemplating, strangely enough* I suppose it's probably something I should know...is it possible to keep the explanation un-graphic? Like, what do they call it, detached? If that's an option, I guess I would appreciate an explanation.

[silvertear19]

GREAT! I was hoping you would say that. Ok chicks wear stuff like this, (go here)http://www.flirtylingerie.com/babydolls1.html

And you'll see what I'm talking about. There are other types of clothing. But women wear these to feel sexy and make themselves sexy, but you have to be careful because sometimes they're a bit...whoreish, and to turn their man or whatever on even more.

[stevie_wonda]

Holy snot! *slaps hand over eyes* Er, well, mmm, I think I'll take up professional Candyland so no one will want me for my money. *peeks* Yeesh.

[silvertear19]

LOL sorry! you asked for an explanation!

[stevie_wonda]

Yah, I did...guess I was hoping for something like "It's just because girls are weird, live with it". *now knows never to ask questions that might have awfully revealing answers*

[stevie_wonda]

CROTCHLESS UNDERWEAR?! Yeah, that makes tons of sense. Like having sole-less shoes.

There must be a market, though; that site seems like they're making okay money. Then again, $24.00 for somethuing you couldn't wrap a pie in is a tad steep...bit of a profit margin, methinks.

[silvertear19]

its not the money! its the sex appeal! did ya get to the edible panties yet?

[stevie_wonda]

Edible panties? No. I don't want to imagine. Though I already have a fair idea of why one might wish their underwear to be digestable...NO! *stabs thoughts with butter knife*

[silvertear19]

they have them for men too you know.

[stevie_wonda]

good lord. They would.