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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave shadowfox9186 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday whostosay and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (713 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
silversrose