welcome to the jungle
hello energy pill. my freakin arms are shaking whooooo. i should probably not be drinking this coffee right now hahaha. i suddenly understand why people take drugs
i just threw the umpteenth pen at a loan officer. i was a bit late in my delivery, and it ricocheted off the wall with impressive force. as always, he laughed and kindly handed it back. love this place
MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT. yeah. he quit his job and has been accepted into the Navy nuclear physics program. he leaves for boot camp in illinois next month. they'll have the marriage ceremony when he returns.
one of my bosses is in the hospital bleeding from his brain.
Greta, one of my closest, oldest friends, just decided she was a lesbian. i'm totally fine with it
the first boy i ever kissed wants me back.
i've been invited to participate in a foursome
at this point, nothing can surprise me
i just threw the umpteenth pen at a loan officer. i was a bit late in my delivery, and it ricocheted off the wall with impressive force. as always, he laughed and kindly handed it back. love this place
MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT. yeah. he quit his job and has been accepted into the Navy nuclear physics program. he leaves for boot camp in illinois next month. they'll have the marriage ceremony when he returns.
one of my bosses is in the hospital bleeding from his brain.
Greta, one of my closest, oldest friends, just decided she was a lesbian. i'm totally fine with it
the first boy i ever kissed wants me back.
i've been invited to participate in a foursome
at this point, nothing can surprise me