All Hallow's Eve and other such tales
Soooo much to write about.
Such as the fact that I live with two hot chicks and we play miniature ping pong and watch deleted sex-scenes and run around in our undies. Last night we tried to all sleep in one bed, but couldn't stop our incessant giggling. My voice is gone today as a direct result of murmuring sweet nothings in a goblin voice to jen for half an hour.
Or the fact that I lost my purse on city freeway and went traipsing about after it in the dark with a flashlight. I never did find my purse, but I can now say that I walked through a highway underpass, balancing on the elevated curb in my stilettos like a circus act and cringing every time a semi flew past.
Or even the fact that I went to a Halloween party in Oregon as a one-toothed vampire and was accosted by married men in front of their wives. My main nickname for the night was snaggletooth. I'm in love with Roger and Ellen and want to become Mormon and join their marriage. And last but not least, I was pinned against a wall by a priest with a hip flask full of absinthe, which I so totally tasted. Bless me father, for I have sinned.
Such as the fact that I live with two hot chicks and we play miniature ping pong and watch deleted sex-scenes and run around in our undies. Last night we tried to all sleep in one bed, but couldn't stop our incessant giggling. My voice is gone today as a direct result of murmuring sweet nothings in a goblin voice to jen for half an hour.
Or the fact that I lost my purse on city freeway and went traipsing about after it in the dark with a flashlight. I never did find my purse, but I can now say that I walked through a highway underpass, balancing on the elevated curb in my stilettos like a circus act and cringing every time a semi flew past.
Or even the fact that I went to a Halloween party in Oregon as a one-toothed vampire and was accosted by married men in front of their wives. My main nickname for the night was snaggletooth. I'm in love with Roger and Ellen and want to become Mormon and join their marriage. And last but not least, I was pinned against a wall by a priest with a hip flask full of absinthe, which I so totally tasted. Bless me father, for I have sinned.