and I got no worries, cuz I ain't in no hurry...
Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Vin Diesel shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy.
Approximately 25,000 workers died during the building of the Panama Canal. This was all because someone coughed near Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is.
Vin Diesel is the only fuel source the Enterprise needs.
Vin Diesel was a crucial element in the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle.
Every time you masturbate, Vin Diesel kills a kitten. Then he drinks its blood, makes a hat out of its fur, grinds its bones to make his bread, and turns everything else into sausage, except the eyeballs, which he turns into christmas tree ornaments.
Vin Diesel's date to his high school prom was a 5 ft inflatable penguin named Party Pierre.
A little known fact is that Vin Diesel blew up the Challenger space shuttle after being selected to man it. After a particularly hot Lamb Karahi curry the night before Vin decided to squeak one out as the shuttle was launching believing that no one would notice. The resulting explosion incinerated the craft and was thought to be as hot as 12 suns. Vin Diesel was the only survivor.
Vin Diesel is actually made up of four separate men, joined with cables and a complicated mirror arrangement.
Vin Diesel owns the publishing rights for the King James version of the Bible.
Vin Diesel came up with 97% of the famous quotes from Napoleon Dynamite.
Vin Diesel sounds pretty gay on the Chronicles of Riddick Special Features, but he is secure in his sexuality, so he doesn't care.
Vin Diesel once built a stairway to heaven, but was forced destroyed it to avoid paying royalties.
If you put your ear up to Vin Diesel, you will hear either sounds of the ocean, or the tormented wailing of lost souls, depending on his mood.
In the book "Do androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Phillip K. Dick, the Nexus 6 model is based on Vin Diesel. The book itself is based loosely on his romp through Tokyo during 1957.
Vin Diesel was asked to be on Celebrity Poker Showdown, but he declined since his telepathic abilities would surely lead to allegations of cheating.
Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php
you can try it yourself...go ahead...refresh the page...
like I told Kelly, this reminds me alot of my Bill Brasky post from a while ago...read for yourself
FINALS ARE OVER...so yes, time to numb the brain real good...and I have done so...Vin Diesel has served me well.