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[silversoul_xx]

[Heavy, exaggerated sighs can be heard over the PHS. In his attempt to run away from what at first was a bear, which then turned into a bear and a mob of angry bees (seeing as, in the process of running away from the bear, he accidentally bumped into a tree harboring a very crowded beehive). The bees had attracted their natural predators, swarms of

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[lilyredwitch]

Dear God, are there dying cows in this forest too?

[silversoul_xx]

Ha?

Haven't seen any.

*densedensedense*

[lilyredwitch]

Good God, was that you, then?

[silversoul_xx]

Doing what?

The mooing or the dying?

[lilyredwitch]

Imitating a dying cow?

[silversoul_xx]

I don't get it.

Why are you speaking in code? We're not at war.

[lilyredwitch]

...

...okay, was that you singing just now?

[silversoul_xx]

Yeah.

It was either that or get into a fistfight with ton of furry things... And insecty... Uh, things.

[lilyredwitch]

I am entirely unsurprised that your singing scared off wild animals. It sounded like something was being murdered.

[silversoul_xx]

No furries were physically harmed in the process. Neither were people.

I think it's a win-win situation, bitch.

[lilyredwitch]

What the hell are furries?

[silversoul_xx]

Fuzzy things that run around.

Like, animal things.

[lilyredwitch]

...so...they're ... animals. Swell.

[silversoul_xx]

Yeah. Does it matter?

What does it sound like, creepy moles?

[lilyredwitch]

Why wouldn't you just call them, I don't know, animals?

[silversoul_xx]

That's longer.