Lords of the Mu Continent!
I don't care who the Hell you are! I'm too pissed off to listen to you. I live by my own rules, anywhere I go. Don't fucking care, you hear? Do your worst. I'll get out of it. I've gotten out of scarier situations before.
[Gintoki is stripped down to his pink, strawberry-print boxers, and growls.]
It's still hot.
GAH! AND I'M STILL PISSED OFF! SCREW THE HEAT! I'm going to find a fan, and if ANYBODY TELLS ME THOSE ARE OUTDATED I'M GOING TO DO YOUR FACE IN, GOT IT?!
[He sneezes.]
DOLLY PARTON!
((Anybody who wants to is free to run into him, he's heading towards the kitchen.
His Boxers Gratuitous fanservice?))