Jump Issue #5 [Action]

[silversoul_xx]

[Gintoki leans on the side of his chair, and it almost seems as if it's difficult for him to get up out of his seat. He really didn't want to do this, but at the same time, it was much better than being a student. Scattered across his desk were various notes, pieces of paper, a carton of strawberry milk, and Jump magazines. As for his questionable

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[strike_for_you]

[Dammit, that nickname again. Lavi hated it the more he heard it.]

Yeah, yeah.. [He mumbles, grabbing two sheets of paper, as well as a pencil, before sitting in his assigned seat. He snickered a bit at Gintoki's outfit; this class was going to be ridiculous, he could tell. And he was obviously still sour about having detention on the first day.]

[silversoul_xx]

Don't be sourfaced. I understand that this is school and all, but I can't focus if you're not all fresh faced.

...Which is why I wish there were more girls in this class.

[strike_for_you]

Okayokay. [After exhaling a sigh, he forces the faintest of grins; it comes easily and looks completely natural.]

So is there a reason you made me sit up here?

[silversoul_xx]

Yes, so that I can watch you and keep you from making googly eyes at your girlfriend.

Girls distract male attention in class. Same the other way around.

[This obviously is bad, seeing as Gintoki has put the girls in front and the boys in the back.]

[strike_for_you]

Then why.. [He looks behind him, to his right, to his left, and then back at Gin.] ..are all of the girls in the front?

[Seeing such an obvious flaw in Gintoki's planning, Lavi can't help but laugh.]

The house sure chose some weird people for teachers~

[silversoul_xx]

If the boys were in the front, the girls would stare at them.

If the seating was mixed, then there would be the passing of love notes, that say things like "Hey I like the way your nose hair curls," "Your cowlick is cute," etc. etc. which leads to flirting, which leads to meetings after class, which leads to night encounters, which leads to drugs and alcohol and the insertion of things where it feels nice, which leads to teenage pregnancy.

That is why.

[strike_for_you]

[Simply stares at him blankly for a moment, then shakes his head and laughs once.]

Your plan fails either way. The guys can still pass the girls love notes. You can't stop that from happening.. or any of that other stuff, really~

Most of it'll take place outside of class without the note passing, anyway. [He grins.] Whether you like it or not.

[silversoul_xx]

Agh! That's it, you're pissing me off again, agh! Why am I getting so pissed off!

[Gin throws his hands in the air, screaming.]

FINE! GO GET PREGNANT BEFORE YOU ALL HAVE JOBS AND CRY ON THE STREET WHEN YOUR PARENTS DISOWN YOU. I DON'T CARE!

[strike_for_you]

But a lot of us kinda do have jobs~

And about the same amount probably don't have parents~

[silversoul_xx]

Fine.

Go have a thousand kids. You'll go bankrupt.