Trying to answer the unanswerable questions
I’ve seen many humorous questions out there that they labelled as “unanswerable”. Some of them are funny while others are purely annoying. I’ve tried answering some of them. LOL.
1.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
- Normally, would you be able to CONSCIOUSLY open your eyes if you’re asleep? I mean, that’s way creepy, someone snoring and staring at you simultaneously.
2. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- That’s because it’s quite ambiguous. For males, their genitals have dual purpose. Pointing at it may mean 2 things. For females, there are a total of three openings in the crotch so pointing at your crotch alone won’t convey your message, unless you are willing to strip and point the exact opening you are pertaining to. Likewise, people point to their wrist when asking for time because they don’t have watches, right? So definitely, people won’t point at their crotch when asking where the bathroom is, unless they were born without genitals.
3. Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
- This is quite obvious. An electrical outlet is where electricity comes OUT to go IN your appliance.
4. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- It’s a first-come-first-serve basis. LOL.
5. Can blind people see their dreams?
- For me, to see something is to use one’s sense of sight, that is the eye. Dreams are not really literally “seen” but more of “thought”, “felt” or “virtually experienced”. I don’t see my dreams coz I don’t sleep with my eyes wide open. Do you?
6. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
- It doesn’t say so. It just said humpty dumpty fell and was broken into pieces. He may be a mirror, or a glass, or a jigsaw puzzle. But remember, nursery rhymes usually are presented in picture books. I guess eggs, being oval and all are easier to draw than other shapes like squares and triangles. So it’s the fault of the illustrators’ laziness. Off with their heads! LOL.
7. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- I think all needles bought out there are sterilized. It’s a protocol to sterilize these materials. What if the stupid doctor who’d do the injection stupidly pricked his stupid finger using the stupidly dirty needle? Expect the unexpected.
8. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
- If you say no, the trial will still be continued… why? If you say “NO” to the question, it means you won’t tell the truth. But NOT telling the TRUTH… that means you’re saying “YES” instead, right? LOL.
9. If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?
- What better shape? A face with big muscles? Are you kidding me? Talk about looking like a gorilla. What more, you want 6-pack abs on your forehead? Oh please… I didn’t spent my life trying to become a mutated flowerhorn fish.
My boredom can really make me think weirdly.
~ yawn… getting sleepy… till next time ^_^
zzzzzzz (believe me, my eyes are closed)