Babies
People have been telling me I would change my mind since I was 15 and first consciously decided kids were not in my future. But I have always known, even when I was a child, that I wanted none of my own. And every time I start thinking that maybe someday I might possibly want to have a child in my home, another little terror moves into a nearby apartment. The kid downstairs, starting during Christmas break, has started to scream and cry 20% of the time. I do not know if said baby arrived during that time via adoption or suddenly hit a profoundly cranky two months and counting in his/her life. What I do know is that a well-developed 2-year-old set of lungs screaming and crying in tantrums 5-10 times per day is damn annoying. So again, no no I don't want kids. Ever if I can help it, and I'm pretty sure I can.