to all you fucktards out there

Jul 21, 2008 02:00

Okay this is all about the new batman movie and getting people to stfu.

a) the movie was amazing. You bash it and your merely trying to get a rise out of people.... so go play in traffic

b) No Heath Ledger will not be in the 3rd one.... He died in Feb... Idiots.

c) The next movie will probably not have the riddler in it. The riddler is way to similar to the Joker. And IF they do bring the riddler in to the next film... he will NOT be played by Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey will undoubtedly have no interest in playing that character again AND they seem to be pretty hell bent on not having any cameo's ect from previous cast members. No one will be fearless enough to play the riddler to the amazing extend that Heath ledger played the joker. So finding a riddler as outrageous as Jim Carrey would be a bad idea anyway. PLUS They would need to make the Riddler a much darker character such as they did with the Joker. So goes the movies. So if Jim Carrey WERE to return as the riddler (which he wont) people would be pissy he wasnt as crazy as he was in the first one.

d) The next person to suggest a lame ass fucking person to play Robin is going to personally get punched in the face by me. For one thing, I doubt there will be a Robin at all because Robin was a LAME character. And if there IS a Robin, it will be someone who can, again, play a darker type character. THEREFORE, Robin (if there is one) will NOT be played by Fucking Shia Lebouef (sp?) Michael Cera, fucking Seth Rogan, None of the fucking COMEDY actors you keep suggesting. I know its hard for you to understand, but some actors just need to stick to one or 2 types of movies. Like Shia can do Comedy and maybe a little drama/thriller-ish type thing (Like Disturbia), but he cannot do a Dark movie.
Get a fucking Grip!

e) I do think they hinted very much at a Cat Woman in the next one. Does that mean they will definitely do it? No and the next person to suggest fucking Angelina Jolie for the role is going to get fucking run over by my Cavy. Angelina CANNOT act. She is crap. The people who say otherwise, are talking with their genitals. Shes gorgeous, that is obvious, but she cannot act.
And if ANYONE even THINKS of Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba, I cut your fucking head off!

f) Stop suggesting Phillip Seymore Hoffman for the Penguin. The way its looking right now, they do NOT want HUGELY famous A list actors to play any of these parts. SO Stop with your dream list and just wait for the future A-listers to be in the next movie.
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