you cant tell the truth until you learn to lie
You cant tell the truth until you learn to lie
So, I had a very strange dream last night.
You all know I loathe 99% of pop music (I say 99% because once in a while something super duper catchy will come along and I cant help but get sucked in... Like that Miley Cyrus song for example.)
Therefore I hate most uber popular bands. ie: fallout boy ect.
Last night I dreamed I was the third in the Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz wedding. We all got married and were apparently in love. Ashlee was jealous of Pete and I and tried to get a divorce (as in, all of us would be divorced, she couldn't just opt out alone.) This upset me greatly because the sex with Pete was awesome, swinging from the ceiling fan monkey sex. Jessica Simpson then reared her spoiled little face into the debacle, and therefore so did Joe Simpson. So now its Me and Pete against the entire Simpson family.
Then Ashlee got pregnant (whether it was mine or Petes was up in the air) and all was well again (she was too hormonal to go through with leaving us.
Weird.
I know some of you actually giggled out loud from that one.
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My mom and I were talking about pregnancy the other day and she told something hilarious.
When she was pregnant with me, she had BAD cravings (which is probably why I'm a fatty.) One day she had this WICKED craving for a Buddy Boy from Frisch's (sp?). She wanted it all day and couldn't think of anything else. So Finally, ten min before they closed, my dad took her and got her 2 Buddy Boys.... and.... the sight of them made her throw up. She couldn't eat them and just stared at them and Cried. She said she bawled all night long because she wanted to eat them so bad but the smell made her sick.
I know it makes me sound horrible, but thats frigging funny.
and FYI, to this day, I don't like Frisch's!
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Does anyone in Hamilton remember Hickory Hutt?? I miss that place.
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Does anyone here have a song, that they were really into at one point in time....(like it helped you through something.) And now when you hear it, it takes your mind to an awful place?
I have several songs from my past, that helped me through some tough times. Now when I hear them, I get this... sickness... in the bottom of my stomach. It makes me (at least for the duration of the song) feel that depression again. Makes me feel like I did when I would put them on repeat. Like Break up songs take you back to the night you broke up. You get that sickening feeling of depression in your head , behind your eyes, in your abdomen, all the way down to your knees. (at least I do.) I dunno, I love the songs, and typically unless I search them out, I can avoid them.... but occasionally, on the radio they will slip and play one. (Don't they know what these songs do to me?!) Its kinda frustrating yanno?
hah Closure! lol right Chrissy?
I think I won the Colorado argument!! We may be moving to Colorado after we get married! (for at least a year. After a year we will decide if we like it there or not and decide if we stay or come back.) At least thats the way Matt was making it sound. I'm hoping I was reading him correctly. Otherwise I'm going to be crushed.
This is all depending on whether or not we open our Restaurant. We are currently looking for land to build it on. We're going to try try try to open up a place just like Cabanas. I don't like the way they run Cabanas and I know we could do a much better job (seeing as how we have massive amounts of experience in the Food Industry). We could live happily the rest of our lives (Financially anyway)! How great would that be?!
I've given up looking for a house all together. Ive found a few I like, but they are out of our price range. And why move now? We may be moving away in a year and a half anyway!
Good God there is so much going on right now. Gah
So, I had a very strange dream last night.
You all know I loathe 99% of pop music (I say 99% because once in a while something super duper catchy will come along and I cant help but get sucked in... Like that Miley Cyrus song for example.)
Therefore I hate most uber popular bands. ie: fallout boy ect.
Last night I dreamed I was the third in the Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz wedding. We all got married and were apparently in love. Ashlee was jealous of Pete and I and tried to get a divorce (as in, all of us would be divorced, she couldn't just opt out alone.) This upset me greatly because the sex with Pete was awesome, swinging from the ceiling fan monkey sex. Jessica Simpson then reared her spoiled little face into the debacle, and therefore so did Joe Simpson. So now its Me and Pete against the entire Simpson family.
Then Ashlee got pregnant (whether it was mine or Petes was up in the air) and all was well again (she was too hormonal to go through with leaving us.
Weird.
I know some of you actually giggled out loud from that one.
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My mom and I were talking about pregnancy the other day and she told something hilarious.
When she was pregnant with me, she had BAD cravings (which is probably why I'm a fatty.) One day she had this WICKED craving for a Buddy Boy from Frisch's (sp?). She wanted it all day and couldn't think of anything else. So Finally, ten min before they closed, my dad took her and got her 2 Buddy Boys.... and.... the sight of them made her throw up. She couldn't eat them and just stared at them and Cried. She said she bawled all night long because she wanted to eat them so bad but the smell made her sick.
I know it makes me sound horrible, but thats frigging funny.
and FYI, to this day, I don't like Frisch's!
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Does anyone in Hamilton remember Hickory Hutt?? I miss that place.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Does anyone here have a song, that they were really into at one point in time....(like it helped you through something.) And now when you hear it, it takes your mind to an awful place?
I have several songs from my past, that helped me through some tough times. Now when I hear them, I get this... sickness... in the bottom of my stomach. It makes me (at least for the duration of the song) feel that depression again. Makes me feel like I did when I would put them on repeat. Like Break up songs take you back to the night you broke up. You get that sickening feeling of depression in your head , behind your eyes, in your abdomen, all the way down to your knees. (at least I do.) I dunno, I love the songs, and typically unless I search them out, I can avoid them.... but occasionally, on the radio they will slip and play one. (Don't they know what these songs do to me?!) Its kinda frustrating yanno?
hah Closure! lol right Chrissy?
I think I won the Colorado argument!! We may be moving to Colorado after we get married! (for at least a year. After a year we will decide if we like it there or not and decide if we stay or come back.) At least thats the way Matt was making it sound. I'm hoping I was reading him correctly. Otherwise I'm going to be crushed.
This is all depending on whether or not we open our Restaurant. We are currently looking for land to build it on. We're going to try try try to open up a place just like Cabanas. I don't like the way they run Cabanas and I know we could do a much better job (seeing as how we have massive amounts of experience in the Food Industry). We could live happily the rest of our lives (Financially anyway)! How great would that be?!
I've given up looking for a house all together. Ive found a few I like, but they are out of our price range. And why move now? We may be moving away in a year and a half anyway!
Good God there is so much going on right now. Gah