Diary of Smokey

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Written to be REALLY bad fanfic for the lost_land  fanfic challenge:

Excerpts from the Diary of Smokey

Diary of Smokey, Day 1.

What the...where's my...Great.

Damn Jacob.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Diary of Smokey, Day 10.

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Diary of Smokey, Day 267.

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I really hate Jacob.

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Diary of Smokey, Day 4,056

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Diary of Smokey, Day 24,567

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CLICKETY CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
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Hmmm.  People.

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Diary of Smokey, Day 70,399

Manifested today.  Spoke with Jacob.  I still hate him.

Saw a ship.

Diary of Smokey, Day 130,789

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CLICKETY CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
CLICKETY CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

Damn sonic fence

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Diary of Smokey, Day 141,890

I REALLY hate Jacob.  He crashed a plane today.  Something odd about this group.  Going to investigate.

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Diary of Smokey, Day 142,130

Having fun with the priest.

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Diary of Smokey, Day 142,985 - (I think.  Time's screwing up now.)

The Bald Guy is back and I think I can use him.

Just wish he wasn't bald.

More when I've conquered the Island.

I still hate Jacob.

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