Soul Man, Chapter 3
Summary: Demon Dean Winchester's crowdfunding project has a bit of a twist from all the others: "...this one won't cost you a thing. Not one thin dime. All you have to do is hit the button on the next screen and pledge your soul to me...you can party non-stop if you wanna. It's all you." Up now: Dean's response to the memo from the princes of Hell.
Chapter 3 - he who does not play well with others
MEMO
From the desk of Dean Winchester
Knight of Hell, Current Bearer of the Mark of Cain
and
The New Father of Murder
(And don't you sonsofbitches ever forget it, either)
TO: The new princes of Hell who took the place of the old ones I ganked
Dudes, anybody else feeling suicidal? Anybody?
Because if you are, go ahead, send someone else to spy on me and Circe like the other ones did. You bastards as just as bad as those pigeons. You like to watch.
Why'd I give those suckers one year? Hey, I got one year when I made my deal, nobody gets more time than I did.
No worries about me doing another soul harvest. I'm through. I'm done. I mean, it was fun at first, but that salesman gig gets old after the first couple thousand. I didn't expect to get that many souls but I shoulda known better.
Demons I get, humans are crazy.
DW
A/N - Chapter 4 is next.