This one is going to be a strange. You'll probably either laugh or go WTF but hear me out, okay? Because I SWEAR by this stuff.
Bag Balm It designed as an ointment for milking cows on their udders to prevent chapping but I use it on myself, lol. I put in on whenever I have any deep cuts or scratches. It works better than any lotion or healing cream I've tried. Really! I also put it in on my feet. It stays on like forever and leaves the skin so soft.
A tin is about $8, which isn't so bad. And in some cases cheaper than the cremes and lotions that are designed for people use, but this stuff works better, IMO
Huh, I wonder if this is how the people on the 3am infomercials feel like...