five favorite blair waldorf scenes, s1 {a picspam}
1.03 | poison ivy
Serena: "You're here for another catfight?... What's that?"
Blair: "A letter. I wrote it to you when you were away at boarding school. I never sent it. 'Dear Serena, my world is falling apart and you're the only one who would understand. My father left my mother for a 31-year old model. A male model. I feel like screaming because I don't have anyone to talk to. You're gone, my dad's gone, Nate's acting weird. Where are you? Why don't you call? Why did you leave without saying goodbye? You're supposed to be my best friend. I miss you so much. Love, Blair.'"
Serena: "Why didn't you send it? I would've..."
Blair: "You would've what? You knew, Serena. And you didn't even call."
1.04 | bad news blair
Blair: "Who dare interrupt the van der Woodsen as she teaches?!"
Dan: "Dan... Humphrey."
Blair: "Sorry the number you dialed is no longer in service."
Serena: "Stop it, who is it?"
Blair: "I'm doing you a favor."
Dan: "Look, I can hear you. Can I please just talk to Serena?"
Blair: "Apparently you can, Cabbage Patch."
1.06 | the handmaidens tale
Blair: "Are you jealous?"
Jenny: "Of you and Nate? No!"
Blair: "Do you think because you talked to him once in the hall that you might have a shot?"
Jenny: "Blair, it's nothing like that."
Blair: "Then tell me what is it like?"
Jenny: "I don't wanna hurt you."
Blair: "How could you hurt me?"
Jenny: "Yesterday wasn't the first time I talked to Nate. At the ball, he told me he wasn't over Serena."
Blair: "Why would he tell you that?"
Jenny: "Because I was wearing her mask. And he thought I was her. He kissed me.
Blair: "That's enough."
Jenny: "Blair, I didn't want you to find out."
Blair: "You're dismissed, Jenny. For good."
1.10 | seventeen candles
Blair: "I'm not in the mood, Chuck. It's pretty much the worst birthday ever."
Chuck: "Maybe it can be salvaged."
Blair: "What's that, our sex tape?.. It's the Erickson Beamon necklace. No, I couldn't."
Chuck: "Yes, you can. Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of it's beauty."
1.11 | roman holiday
Harold: "May I come in? Our flight leaves in a few hours and I wanted to say goodbye. Forgive me, Blair. I should have told you I was bringing Roman.I knew that having him here would be hard for you but I love you so much and I love Roman and I was hoping if we were all thrown together that... something... perfect would happen and that you would love him, too."
Blair: "I was going to convince you to move back to New York but... you bought a vineyard... in France... with Roman. There's no room for me in your life anymore."
Harold: "Sweetheart, there's always room for you. No matter where I am, no matter who i'm with."