THE FIRST EVER LIVEJOURNAL BRAGGING CONTEST

[silverpenlight]

FIRST EVER, DIRECT FROM ME TO YOU

LIVEJOURNAL BRAGGING CONTEST
'08

I think it's time we all blew a little steam off, and what better way then a bragging contest? The rules of play are simple, so if you've never even heard of this before, no problem.
The idea is, quite simply, to out-brag someone else. So to begin, you comment with something you've done

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[djshangrila]

I bench pressed Rhode Island.

[silverpenlight]

I bench pressed Rhode Island and the state of New York together. Twice.

[djshangrila]

But did you do it while all of their inhabitants were naked?

[silverpenlight]

Naked and dipped in chocolate, bb.

[djshangrila]

Speaking of, I think I should tell you about the time I single-handedly saved the entire population of South America, and to repay me they awarded me with all the chocolate in the continent.

And I didn't gain a single pound after eating it.

[silverpenlight]

I once saved the world from a race of intelligent chocolate beings by eating their entire army, and I lost weight while doing so.