Truth is stranger than...... 3 jokes
A protestant gets in a plane crash and ends up stuck on a deserted island. Years go by, and finally someone else gets stuck on the same island with him.
The protestant says: “Let me show you around.”
Pointing to a small hut, he says: “That’s where I live.”
The visitor then notices two other huts nearby. “What are those huts for?”
The protestant replies: “Well this one is where I go to church, and that other one is where I USED to go to church.”
A plane crashes on an island with two Catholics, two Orthodox and two Baptists. The Catholics make a hut called St. Mary’s Catholic Church. The Orthodox make one called All Saints Orthodox Church. The Baptists make one called the First Baptist Church…and one called the Second Baptist Church.
An Orthodox Christian crashes into a desert island. After a few years, someone else comes to the island and notices that the castaway has built two chapels. The castaway explains it this way. “This is the church I go to, and that is the church I’ll never go to.
photo by:Fyfield, Oxfordshire (Old Berkshire)Oxfordshire Church Illustrations