12 May 1982: As Danny Beckett
I love when my birthday lands on a weekend. Especially a Saturday.
Thanks for everyone who came to the Sphinx last night, I have the best mates in all the world. Even some of the blokes from work showed up to witness what I'm up to that gives me a hangover that can survive three cups of coffee and a full breakfast. Mostly got liquor and other distractions for gifts, Marcellus got me quills, the boring wanker, all that sort of thing. I'm 29 so this is the last birthday I can celebrate before buying a tombstone.
NO REALLY, I'm just taking the piss. I can't believe I'm twenty-n
Last night may have been one of the best nights of my life, and it's one of the few of those of which I remember the majority of the night, so let's go with "probably the best" and leave it at that. I just wish Izzie hadn't had to leave for work because I was just starting to get some really good ideas.
(Sidenote: if you ever use candlewax, check to see who has the steadier hand before you heat the stuff up.)
Marcellus is dating a seventeen year old. He's dating a seventeen year old.
I swear he towers over her, she's this tiny little thing, looks older than her age but still younger than Izzie (thank Merlin, someone finally looks younger than Iz). They showed up for maybe an hour, I'd say about, stayed in a corner and very very close. I think Marcellus was worried people would see, can't blame him. Told Izzie I think he's doing it for the same reason we're all going insane, we're getting old and it's scary as hell.
Still. Seventeen? Why would someone our age go monogamous with a fucking virgin? I don't get it.
I haven't told my family. I haven't told anyone. Soon it'll be obvious and then what?
Only reason I'm not more scared is because Izzie's ten times more scared than I am and someone has to keep their head.
Thanks for everyone who came to the Sphinx last night, I have the best mates in all the world. Even some of the blokes from work showed up to witness what I'm up to that gives me a hangover that can survive three cups of coffee and a full breakfast. Mostly got liquor and other distractions for gifts, Marcellus got me quills, the boring wanker, all that sort of thing. I'm 29 so this is the last birthday I can celebrate before buying a tombstone.
NO REALLY, I'm just taking the piss. I can't believe I'm twenty-n
Last night may have been one of the best nights of my life, and it's one of the few of those of which I remember the majority of the night, so let's go with "probably the best" and leave it at that. I just wish Izzie hadn't had to leave for work because I was just starting to get some really good ideas.
(Sidenote: if you ever use candlewax, check to see who has the steadier hand before you heat the stuff up.)
Marcellus is dating a seventeen year old. He's dating a seventeen year old.
I swear he towers over her, she's this tiny little thing, looks older than her age but still younger than Izzie (thank Merlin, someone finally looks younger than Iz). They showed up for maybe an hour, I'd say about, stayed in a corner and very very close. I think Marcellus was worried people would see, can't blame him. Told Izzie I think he's doing it for the same reason we're all going insane, we're getting old and it's scary as hell.
Still. Seventeen? Why would someone our age go monogamous with a fucking virgin? I don't get it.
I haven't told my family. I haven't told anyone. Soon it'll be obvious and then what?
Only reason I'm not more scared is because Izzie's ten times more scared than I am and someone has to keep their head.