29 août 1981: As Patrice Laurent -- en français
One week until we're back at Beauxbatons. I think this is a fine time to take a look back and record what happened in this summer in order to better reminisce about it while we're all away:
1. Gina Prewett married Aurelien Morin -- I've heard of horses and dogs having pedigrees but I've never heard of the breeding of pigs. Truth is stranger than fiction!
2. Bastien's decided to spend his life as a eunuch by attaching himself to the charming Genevieve Morin. I'm only sorry I can't be around to watch her slowly castrate him.
3. Elita Montague seems to think she's French. Then again, who can blame her for wanting to be French? It's just a pity that we're stuck with another entitled bitch strutting around.
4. Oh, and Noelle's marrying Thibault Montague. If anyone is interested in adopting one of their litter, I'm sure the puppies will be adorable.
5. A nonevent, but Eliane's managed to get away being single for far too long. I think we should auction her off, what does everyone else think?
6. S
Well, I'm sure I've missed some things, but nothing worth thinking about. For the most part, people have been intolerably boring or just intolerable. I'll miss being the gadfly in all of your lives for a period of time, but at the very least I've got the fine students of Beauxbatons as company.
1. Gina Prewett married Aurelien Morin -- I've heard of horses and dogs having pedigrees but I've never heard of the breeding of pigs. Truth is stranger than fiction!
2. Bastien's decided to spend his life as a eunuch by attaching himself to the charming Genevieve Morin. I'm only sorry I can't be around to watch her slowly castrate him.
3. Elita Montague seems to think she's French. Then again, who can blame her for wanting to be French? It's just a pity that we're stuck with another entitled bitch strutting around.
4. Oh, and Noelle's marrying Thibault Montague. If anyone is interested in adopting one of their litter, I'm sure the puppies will be adorable.
5. A nonevent, but Eliane's managed to get away being single for far too long. I think we should auction her off, what does everyone else think?
6. S
Well, I'm sure I've missed some things, but nothing worth thinking about. For the most part, people have been intolerably boring or just intolerable. I'll miss being the gadfly in all of your lives for a period of time, but at the very least I've got the fine students of Beauxbatons as company.