24 June 1981: As Dewydd Llewellyn

[silvernpc]

Well I hope everyone's having as good an evening as I'm having, but I'm not counting on it, since I'm in Cardiff and a lot of you are stuck in London. That said, you should all pay attention to this because I've got a good bit of news, and for once it doesn't even have a bit to do with Quidditch

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[tessatura]

Just promise not to put your hand up my skirt unless I ask you to.

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

Oh, is he a pushy one?

As Matt Summers

[silvernpc]

What she fails to mention was she was in his lap at the time.

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

Still pushy. I'm with Tess.

[tessatura]

Pushy's one word, desperate's another.

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

Well, a pity fuck never hurt anyone.

[tessatura]

How's Flume, is he any good?

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

Mm, Ambrose is fantastic.

He does this thing

Sorry, I promised I wouldn't say in public.

As Dewydd Llewellyn

[silvernpc]

Seriously Tess.

[tessatura]

Sorry, Dewi, I don't fuck on the first date anymore.

As Dewydd Llewellyn

[silvernpc]

I'm not just out for a cheap fuck, Tess, I don't know why you think that.

[tessatura]

Every time you look at a girl you come in your pants, that's why I think that.

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

That's a lot of dirty laundry.

[tessatura]

And he's a dirty boy.

as Betty Fletwock.

[goldnpc]

An awful shame.

I only fuck clean boys.

As Dewydd Llewellyn

[silvernpc]

(I'm not dirty like that.)