Shlong, the Other White Meat
The title has nothing to do with the post, I just felt like saying that. Today started off bad, and stayed that way. First thing I did when I woke up was puke. Work dragged by for what seemed like an eternity cuz I felt shitty. I had a weird dream last night that I was pregnant. That better not be true. I'm not late yet, and I feel like I've been PMSing for about 2 weeks now. Hopefully I puked this morning because I'm getting my period today or tomorrow, not from morning sickness. bah.
Thanks to jadedphreak for doing an awesome job stocking the cooler. I don't think I could've dealt with the cold today so that was verrrrrrry helpful. :)
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!!
Oh, I was possessed for a second there, but I'm better now.
James stopped by tonight to tell me he's leaving for film school in NY tomorrow. :(
I was just getting to know him and now he's leaving.
We started using a coffee club card at work today. You'd think people would be happy that they're getting something for free, but NOOOOOOO, they have to ask me to punch their cards 2 or 3 times. JERKS! At least you only have to buy 4 coffees to get one free, most places make you buy at least 5 or 6. Cheap pricks.
AND YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH THIS WHINE!!! Preferably sharp cheddar.
And to end the day off, Craig scared the crap out of us because he came into work and he wasn't feeling well, and he was not acting like himself at all. He was slurring and groggy. AND QUIET!!! Odd for him. Anyway, I figured if anything was really wrong, he'd try to drive himself to the hospital like last time, so I stopped by for a minute.
We went for a little walk and he seemed more himself by the time I left. If you read this Craig, if you drive yourself to the hospital, you won't have to worry about paying the bill because I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!! OK? OK. And yes I will mother you unbearably. :p
Thanks to jadedphreak for doing an awesome job stocking the cooler. I don't think I could've dealt with the cold today so that was verrrrrrry helpful. :)
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!!
Oh, I was possessed for a second there, but I'm better now.
James stopped by tonight to tell me he's leaving for film school in NY tomorrow. :(
I was just getting to know him and now he's leaving.
We started using a coffee club card at work today. You'd think people would be happy that they're getting something for free, but NOOOOOOO, they have to ask me to punch their cards 2 or 3 times. JERKS! At least you only have to buy 4 coffees to get one free, most places make you buy at least 5 or 6. Cheap pricks.
AND YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH THIS WHINE!!! Preferably sharp cheddar.
And to end the day off, Craig scared the crap out of us because he came into work and he wasn't feeling well, and he was not acting like himself at all. He was slurring and groggy. AND QUIET!!! Odd for him. Anyway, I figured if anything was really wrong, he'd try to drive himself to the hospital like last time, so I stopped by for a minute.
We went for a little walk and he seemed more himself by the time I left. If you read this Craig, if you drive yourself to the hospital, you won't have to worry about paying the bill because I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!! OK? OK. And yes I will mother you unbearably. :p