Jun 03, 2010 13:04
Home room just ending, one girl spies my sonic screwdriver in my pocket. She asks to have a look, so I hand it over to her.
She turns to her friend, activates the UV light and runs it over her.
Friend: "Don't shine that in my face."
Girl 1: "There, you're now an alien fish Vampire."
The friend sighs and then as they head out the door she replies : "Wait, is that an improvement?"