The following advert for the local
Christmas pageant appears on my new bank's website:
All I have to say is: WTF? Is Pageant fever some sort of brain disorder that causes uncontrollable facial distortion and retarded makeup jobs? What the hell is this poor kid supposed to be? I can't even tell what gender the thing is, yet alone what it has to do with a Christmas pageant. Positively disturbing.
In other news, yes, I have posted to my livejournal for the first time in one million months. I'll probably do it again tomorrow, that time with some substance.