I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

[silverkitty2525]

London and Paris were both really good. London was obviously like, 50 times better, but Paris was cool too. We have sooooooo many new inside jokes and things, and as predicted, our roomie stunk. Literally. Because yeah, she didn't take a shower for six days in a row. Six. SIX! It's fricking disgusting, that's what it is. And she talked while watching TV. That's like, just, forbidden. You don't question Homer's logic while watching The Simpsons, for God's sakes. Anyway, besides all that, Niki will get a nice surprise from my camera tomorrow...she'll luuurve Daved. And I kind of got a teeny little crush that basically is gone now on Funny Kid, and Teresa was really mean about it and I hate her. I'm still mad! We didn't go to the play, so Teresa and I and a few other boys (we were the only girls that didn't go) got to go into the House of Lords, which was really cool, and to this arcade, and Mr. J and the boys went on bumper cars and Teresa and I did a virtual car thing which was really fun. The coolest thing we saw was the Imperial War Museum, and we spent two and a half hours in the Holocaust wing, which was extremely good. Um...let's see...we went to King's Cross during our free time at Picadilly Circus, which was neat because we like, snuck away without telling anyone. At Picadilly Circus, while we were looking for something to eat, we accidentally walked into the erm...bad part of the city, let's say Red Light District bad, and it was creepy, to say the least. And, the coolest thing happened while we were regrouping at night. This ghetto guy tried to sell Annoying Kid like, drugs or something, and Annoying Kid was like, no, I don't want any, and the ghetto guy was all like, "you said you fucking wanted some," and was all up in his face, and then the annoying kid's brother called over Mr. J, who comes up in his like, 6'4'' frame and like, towers over this little ghetto guy, and he like, sulked away, and it was the coolest thing ever. If only he would have beaten him up! The Eiffel Tower was beautiful, even though the food sucked (except for the dessert). Teresa and like, everyone and Mr. J (because he didn't have a camera when he met him) were all really pissed because Joe Montana had been up there! The Eurostar was really cool, and just about the most comfortable train I've ever been on. The most amusing thing on the trip was that everyone (myself included!) fell asleep within the first ten minutes the minute we stepped on a bus or train, because we were all sleep deprived. The last day of Paris was the worst day. We were all just so tired, and it was the busiest day. We got to take a nap on the grass near the Louvre, which was really nice, but I just wanted to collapse. I saw the Mona Lisa, though, which wasn't really a big deal. I suppose I'll write more as I remember more and think about it more, so till then!

P.S. Teresa: The Lush Rollers are COUNTRY. COUNTRY. It sucks. To the utmost level of the suck. I'm so pissed.