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Paper: Mmmm, Katie looks tasty... *opens mouth as if to swallow her whole*
Katie: Wait, wait! You already ate me alive. I should be done with you! Why are you haunting me still?
Paper: Ah, welcome to the wonderful world of second drafts. *licks lips and grins menacingly*
Katie: Oh come on. Haven't I suffered enough? What have I done to deserve this?
Paper: I could list some things. Have you considered the Catholic theological theories of accoutability for your actions?
Katie: Well, I was talking to my friend Katie about them the other da...
Paper: (interrupting) Wait, aren't YOU Katie?
Katie: Hold on, are you secretly Andrew Janet?
Paper: Why yes, yes I am.
This is how my life is going right now. Check back with me on Thursday to see if I'm still alive.
Katie: Wait, wait! You already ate me alive. I should be done with you! Why are you haunting me still?
Paper: Ah, welcome to the wonderful world of second drafts. *licks lips and grins menacingly*
Katie: Oh come on. Haven't I suffered enough? What have I done to deserve this?
Paper: I could list some things. Have you considered the Catholic theological theories of accoutability for your actions?
Katie: Well, I was talking to my friend Katie about them the other da...
Paper: (interrupting) Wait, aren't YOU Katie?
Katie: Hold on, are you secretly Andrew Janet?
Paper: Why yes, yes I am.
This is how my life is going right now. Check back with me on Thursday to see if I'm still alive.