When in doubt - do a meme!

[silverkat1620]

Both stolen from tsukino_akume.

Copy/paste, if the first part applies to you bold it.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a bit butt.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a GAY MALE, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch and read PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm a GAY MALE so I MUST lust after every straight guy around.

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular.

I am AGGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink.

I write FANFICS, so I MUST be a freak.

Aaaaaaand meme number two...



INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put your music player on shuffle (ALL MUSIC).

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the game from. (I'm not tagging anybody, feel free to participate or not as your heart desires.)

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS IS THIS OK YOU SAY
Small World - Patti LuPone (Gypsy the 2008 Revival) {Hmmm, there is a possibility that this meme could be slightly, disturbingly intuitive.}

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher - Jackie Wilson (The Ultimate Jackie Wilson)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Coconut - Harry Nilsson (Practical Magic Soundtrack)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
One Bread, One Body - John Michael Talbot (Table of Plenty) {-snicker-}

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Love Me Tender - Jenn Gambatese (All Shook Up)

WHAT IS YOUR MOOD?
Supersoul - Dilana (Supersoul)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Finale/I Don't Need Anything But You - Victor Garber, Audra McDonald (Annie) {hee, good to know}

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Judas - Kelly Clarkson (My December)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Mr. Brightside - Marty Casey (The Best of Rock Star Supernova)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Five Against the World - Story of the Year (In the Wake of Determination)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Give it Good, Carrie... - Original Cast (Carousel, the 1994 Broadway Revival)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
A Night to Remember - Cast (High School Musical 3: Senior Year [don't judge me])

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Aladdin's Word - Orchestra (Aladdin ~ Hollywood) {Hmmm, wonder what that pays?}

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
It's a Fine Life - (Oliver! - The Original Broadway Cast) {Yup, definitely intuitive}

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Birdland - The Manhattan Transfer (Anthology: Down in Birdland) {Funny note - My parents introduced me to this group}

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Agony - Cast (Into the Woods) {Considering my thoughts on marriage - this is actually kind of right on -nods-}

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Old Ways - Loreena McKennitt (The Visit) {Good to know}

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Impossible Dream - Richard Kiley (The Man of La Mancha) {Definitely intuitive}

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Christmas/Sarajevo - The Trans-Siberian Orchestra (Christmas Eve)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Once in a Blue Moon - Sydney Forest (Simply Irressitible {This is how it's spelled in the player!})

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Doing Time for Being Young - Cry-Baby (Cry-Baby) {Now I'm getting disturbed}

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
One Short Day - Kristen Chenoweth, Idina Menzel (Wicked)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Bye Bye Bye - 'N Sync (Now That's What I Call Music) {I'm going to assume this is a reference to the band}

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Be Good or Be Gone - Cass Morgan (Pump Boys and Dinettes)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Ashoken Farewell/The Contradiction - Celtic Woman (Celtic Woman)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
You and I - Arthur Freed (Meet Me in St. Louis) {Definitely intuitive, definitely disturbed}

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
The Arms of Sorrow - Killswitch Edge (Killswitch Edge)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Brand New Day - Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
A Shetzel iz Amereke - Cast (Ragtime)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson (Breakaway)

Hmmmm.