Sparkly!Vampires are sparkly.
Okay so,
Once upon a time there was a girl named Kate who loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer, worshipped Joss Whedon as God (as is right) and loved vampires who were dark and broody. Or English and snarky. Or, you know, there.
Then she was seduced by the words of trusted friends, and confidantes, and even her own sister, and she was drawn to a world of "vampires" said to be more beautiful than even The Boreanaz.
They seduced me. sob
I am now reduced to seeing a 1:00 showing to avoid the school kids, and end up at a showing populated by a field trip class! Aarghh!
I am shamed, and squeeing, and shamed, and I really want to throw Robert Pattison down on the ground and bone him. Shame.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Kate who loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer, worshipped Joss Whedon as God (as is right) and loved vampires who were dark and broody. Or English and snarky. Or, you know, there.
Then she was seduced by the words of trusted friends, and confidantes, and even her own sister, and she was drawn to a world of "vampires" said to be more beautiful than even The Boreanaz.
They seduced me. sob
I am now reduced to seeing a 1:00 showing to avoid the school kids, and end up at a showing populated by a field trip class! Aarghh!
I am shamed, and squeeing, and shamed, and I really want to throw Robert Pattison down on the ground and bone him. Shame.