Dec 11, 2005 14:12
Lothlorien Light (2:02:47 PM): hey bobby
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Lothlorien Light (2:02:50 PM): it's natasha.. and gina
Lothlorien Light (2:03:11 PM): gina loves you like VD loves cake in a bag
Lothlorien Light (2:03:18 PM): and i love you like hephner loves viagra on valentines
Lothlorien Light (2:03:42 PM): and we want to do things to you bobby
Lothlorien Light (2:03:51 PM): but not gina.. cuz she has a boyfriend
Lothlorien Light (2:03:56 PM): and not me.. cuz that would just be awkward
Lothlorien Light (2:04:02 PM): but other people do
Lothlorien Light (2:04:10 PM): we assume.. b/c you ARE a sex god
Lothlorien Light (2:04:16 PM): i refused to join your sex god gorup (natasha)
Lothlorien Light (2:04:22 PM): b/c i don't condone such things
Lothlorien Light (2:04:27 PM): but now that i've met you.. it's undeniable
Lothlorien Light (2:04:32 PM): but i still won't deny it
Lothlorien Light (2:04:36 PM): join 8
Lothlorien Light (2:04:56 PM): gina just touched my arm
Lothlorien Light (2:04:58 PM): it was kinda sexy
Lothlorien Light (2:05:03 PM): i didn't touch her back though
Lothlorien Light (2:05:16 PM): well i guess i should get back to studying
Lothlorien Light (2:05:21 PM): even though.. i'd rather not
Lothlorien Light (2:05:27 PM): and i'd rather study a boy
Lothlorien Light (2:05:31 PM): and gina wants to study her bagel
Lothlorien Light (2:05:33 PM): and drink her chai
Lothlorien Light (2:05:36 PM): but we love you bobby lima
Lothlorien Light (2:06:00 PM): and we pine for you
Lothlorien Light (2:06:10 PM): like ... like an STD pines to infect a slut
Lothlorien Light (2:06:19 PM): but not that gross. our love for you is much more poetic
Lothlorien Light (2:06:47 PM): well gina wanted an everything bagel
Lothlorien Light (2:06:52 PM): but it turns tout they have none
Lothlorien Light (2:06:57 PM): and this makes her sad
Lothlorien Light (2:07:05 PM): and i think that a bobby would cheer her up
Lothlorien Light (2:07:07 PM): but you're at straz
Lothlorien Light (2:07:10 PM): watching the bears game
Lothlorien Light (2:07:17 PM): but we still love you
Lothlorien Light (2:07:23 PM): despite your disillusioned love
Lothlorien Light (2:07:30 PM): and although we would never marry you
Lothlorien Light (2:07:35 PM): we'd still do you
Lothlorien Light (2:07:37 PM): but not really
Lothlorien Light (2:07:39 PM): cuz gina's taken
Lothlorien Light (2:07:42 PM): and i'm a good girl
Lothlorien Light (2:08:40 PM): and i think that you should find me a boy
Lothlorien Light (2:09:03 PM): b/c for a girl as hot as me to not have a boyfriend is really.. quite a wastee
Lothlorien Light (2:09:05 PM): so you work on that bobby
Lothlorien Light (2:09:14 PM): cuz i'm tappable
Lothlorien Light (2:09:17 PM): and as such.. should be tapped
Lothlorien Light (2:09:59 PM): but not necessarily by you
Lothlorien Light (2:10:03 PM): b/c when i asked you to do
Lothlorien Light (2:10:05 PM): so
Lothlorien Light (2:10:12 PM): a lot of awkwardness ensued
Lothlorien Light (2:10:15 PM): so yeah
Lothlorien Light (2:10:27 PM): moral of the conversation
Lothlorien Light (2:10:32 PM): natasha needs to be tapped
Lothlorien Light (2:10:34 PM): gina is taken.
Lothlorien Light (2:10:47 PM): and your love for the bears is undeniable... and as such.. quite disillusioned
Lothlorien Light (2:11:07 PM): good bye bobby
Lothlorien Light (2:11:11 PM): have sweet dreams
Lothlorien Light (2:11:12 PM): of
Lothlorien Light (2:11:13 PM): sex
Lothlorien Light (2:11:16 PM): and us girls
Lothlorien Light (2:11:17 PM): naked
Lothlorien Light (2:11:20 PM): like the day we were born
Lothlorien Light (2:11:22 PM): except
Lothlorien Light (2:11:25 PM): not as babies
Lothlorien Light (2:11:27 PM): but with curves
Lothlorien Light (2:11:32 PM): and boobs.. well.. me.. not gina
Lothlorien Light (2:11:37 PM): "i don't have any.. of either"
Lothlorien Light (2:11:39 PM): so really just dream about me
Lothlorien Light (2:11:40 PM): naked
Lothlorien Light (2:11:43 PM): as i am now
Lothlorien Light (2:11:44 PM): the end