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ok so everyone is doing the 101 things list
i love myself. but i love it even more when other people write about me. so i refuse to write one for myself
as such, laura wrote one for me (i wrote one for her too :-D)
1. She’s ‘exotic’
2. She’s ALWAYS online.
3. It sounded better in Persian . . .
4. She bilingual . . . its very sexy.
5. She plays the violin, but never talks about it . . .??
6. She’s an Abercrombie whore.
7. She wears Jesus shoes.
8 She wears Jesus shoes with socks.
9. She never mentions people that live with her, like her great aunt, or her sister. I didn’t’ know she had a sister for like 2 weeks.
10. She meets me inside Cudahay every MWF, no matter how cold it is.
11. She kisses the clock at 11:11 . . . and any other double digits.
12. She is almost frighteningly obsessed with strawberry fro-yo.
13. She didn’t realize that fro-yo was frozen yogurt.
14. She didn’t realize that Kanga and Roo spelled ‘kangaroo’.
15. She thinks about her away message constantly.
16. She thinks about sex even more.
17. She freaks out about boys . . . for no apparent reason.
18. She got nerves of steel.
19. She flosses her teeth 20 times a day.
20. Body juices = ewey.
21. She cannot cross a street.
22. She relates to me every detail when telling a story.
23. The boob fairy DID come for her.
24. She listens to Christmas music before thanksgiving.
25. She’ll argue with her profs.
26. She can tell when I’m feeling cranky and antisocial . . . and knows how to make me feel better.
27. I can tell her anything.
28. The first day I met her . . . she ran into a pole.
29. Her vibrant personality is apparent even online.
30. We discovered we were soul mates the first time we talked . . . online.
31. A lot of things happen to her online.
32. She’s not allowed to do anything . . . ever.
33. She’s never seen Anchorman . . wtf?!
34. She’s a die-hard Packers fan . . . and I love her anyway.
35. She loves being picked up.
36. She wears little-kid gloves.
37. One word . . . accents.
38. When washing her face, she is incapable of restraining herself from splashing water all over.
39. She ‘diets’ with me.
40. She’s almost a foot shorter than me, yet we share clothes.
41. She leaves cute messages.
42. She’s generous.
43. ‘So, did they just make it up?’ -referring to the doctrine of Purgatory.
44. With her, everything is a sexual innuendo.
45. STOP! SIN!
46. She apparently never does homework, yet is still brilliant.
47. She’s cute when she freaks out.
48. She’s just cute.
49. We can be all liberal together.
50. She has multiple personalities, like a fat British man and a nymphomaniac.
51. She can quote just about anything. She’s the quote-meister.
52. She informs me whenever I spell things wrong.
53. She likes to go for coffee at 3 in the morning.
54. She has the hots for dead politicians.
55. She didn’t know what crotchless panties were.
56. She will walk all the way down Wisconsin Ave hugging me to keep warm, not caring if we look like lesbians.
57. She buys kids clothing.
58. She’s proud of her bustiness.
59. She worries about being squished.
60. She drives a hybrid . . . hells yeah!
61. She lives in a ‘box’ . . .but don’t tell her that. I’d live in a box with her.
62. She is disappointed if you don’t get one of her countless funny comments.
63. She often has no idea how funny she really is . . .
64. Her grandfather has been witness to bestiality.
65. She’s got some crazy-ass Iranian relatives.
66. She’s the tiniest person I’ve ever met, yet she worries about her weight.
67. She repeats the same songs over and over on her ipod. And they’re random ones, like “La oreja de Van Gogh” and “The two sides of Miseur Valentine”.
68. She has 3 ipods . . . ?!?
69. This number makes her giggle.
70. She can down huge amounts of Chinese food.
71. She lives on my couch.
72. She’s the biggest facebook slut, and proud of it.
73. She went to private school with a bunch of pricks with sticks up their asses . . . and she’s still cool!
74. She actually got me to call it ‘soda’ once.
75. She goes outside without pants on . . . and informs me of this.
76. She hardly ever sleeps, yet functions like a normal person the next day.
77. She calls in a bubbler, cuz she though water fountain meant, well, a fountain.
78. She obsessively forms facebook groups.
79. She wears pants that could fit 3 of her in them, cuz it makes her feel skinny.
80. “cloitus interruptus”
81. She speaks Persian, Spanish, Latin, and English(sometimes). Now that’s just amazing.
82. She hates STAR with a passion. I can never remember why.
83. She’s a compulsive class-skipper.
84. She likes gloomy weather.
85. She buys me food.
86. She loves her friends bunches.
87. She is very particular about her friends . . .or so she says.
88. She drinks a LOT of coffee.
89. Pop-tarts.
90. She does yoga like there’s no tomorrow.
91. She quotes Monty Python even though she’s never seen it.
92. She only goes to school 3 days a week.
93. She’s always doing random nice things for her friends . . . she’s sweet like that.
94. She thinks highly of herself, but she’s not self-centered. She’s just self-aware.
95. She will be an amazing lawyer someday.
96. She’s going to get drunk in Scotland . . . and drunk dial me. Or else.
97. She uses big words.
98. She brought us coffee on the first day of school.
99. She says she wouldn’t have friends without facebook.
100. That’s a lie.
101. She unlike anyone you’ve ever met. If you haven’t met her, your life is necessarily incomplete and unfulfilling. However she will never be your best friend, because I am claiming her for the rest of my life. So there.
i love myself. but i love it even more when other people write about me. so i refuse to write one for myself
as such, laura wrote one for me (i wrote one for her too :-D)
1. She’s ‘exotic’
2. She’s ALWAYS online.
3. It sounded better in Persian . . .
4. She bilingual . . . its very sexy.
5. She plays the violin, but never talks about it . . .??
6. She’s an Abercrombie whore.
7. She wears Jesus shoes.
8 She wears Jesus shoes with socks.
9. She never mentions people that live with her, like her great aunt, or her sister. I didn’t’ know she had a sister for like 2 weeks.
10. She meets me inside Cudahay every MWF, no matter how cold it is.
11. She kisses the clock at 11:11 . . . and any other double digits.
12. She is almost frighteningly obsessed with strawberry fro-yo.
13. She didn’t realize that fro-yo was frozen yogurt.
14. She didn’t realize that Kanga and Roo spelled ‘kangaroo’.
15. She thinks about her away message constantly.
16. She thinks about sex even more.
17. She freaks out about boys . . . for no apparent reason.
18. She got nerves of steel.
19. She flosses her teeth 20 times a day.
20. Body juices = ewey.
21. She cannot cross a street.
22. She relates to me every detail when telling a story.
23. The boob fairy DID come for her.
24. She listens to Christmas music before thanksgiving.
25. She’ll argue with her profs.
26. She can tell when I’m feeling cranky and antisocial . . . and knows how to make me feel better.
27. I can tell her anything.
28. The first day I met her . . . she ran into a pole.
29. Her vibrant personality is apparent even online.
30. We discovered we were soul mates the first time we talked . . . online.
31. A lot of things happen to her online.
32. She’s not allowed to do anything . . . ever.
33. She’s never seen Anchorman . . wtf?!
34. She’s a die-hard Packers fan . . . and I love her anyway.
35. She loves being picked up.
36. She wears little-kid gloves.
37. One word . . . accents.
38. When washing her face, she is incapable of restraining herself from splashing water all over.
39. She ‘diets’ with me.
40. She’s almost a foot shorter than me, yet we share clothes.
41. She leaves cute messages.
42. She’s generous.
43. ‘So, did they just make it up?’ -referring to the doctrine of Purgatory.
44. With her, everything is a sexual innuendo.
45. STOP! SIN!
46. She apparently never does homework, yet is still brilliant.
47. She’s cute when she freaks out.
48. She’s just cute.
49. We can be all liberal together.
50. She has multiple personalities, like a fat British man and a nymphomaniac.
51. She can quote just about anything. She’s the quote-meister.
52. She informs me whenever I spell things wrong.
53. She likes to go for coffee at 3 in the morning.
54. She has the hots for dead politicians.
55. She didn’t know what crotchless panties were.
56. She will walk all the way down Wisconsin Ave hugging me to keep warm, not caring if we look like lesbians.
57. She buys kids clothing.
58. She’s proud of her bustiness.
59. She worries about being squished.
60. She drives a hybrid . . . hells yeah!
61. She lives in a ‘box’ . . .but don’t tell her that. I’d live in a box with her.
62. She is disappointed if you don’t get one of her countless funny comments.
63. She often has no idea how funny she really is . . .
64. Her grandfather has been witness to bestiality.
65. She’s got some crazy-ass Iranian relatives.
66. She’s the tiniest person I’ve ever met, yet she worries about her weight.
67. She repeats the same songs over and over on her ipod. And they’re random ones, like “La oreja de Van Gogh” and “The two sides of Miseur Valentine”.
68. She has 3 ipods . . . ?!?
69. This number makes her giggle.
70. She can down huge amounts of Chinese food.
71. She lives on my couch.
72. She’s the biggest facebook slut, and proud of it.
73. She went to private school with a bunch of pricks with sticks up their asses . . . and she’s still cool!
74. She actually got me to call it ‘soda’ once.
75. She goes outside without pants on . . . and informs me of this.
76. She hardly ever sleeps, yet functions like a normal person the next day.
77. She calls in a bubbler, cuz she though water fountain meant, well, a fountain.
78. She obsessively forms facebook groups.
79. She wears pants that could fit 3 of her in them, cuz it makes her feel skinny.
80. “cloitus interruptus”
81. She speaks Persian, Spanish, Latin, and English(sometimes). Now that’s just amazing.
82. She hates STAR with a passion. I can never remember why.
83. She’s a compulsive class-skipper.
84. She likes gloomy weather.
85. She buys me food.
86. She loves her friends bunches.
87. She is very particular about her friends . . .or so she says.
88. She drinks a LOT of coffee.
89. Pop-tarts.
90. She does yoga like there’s no tomorrow.
91. She quotes Monty Python even though she’s never seen it.
92. She only goes to school 3 days a week.
93. She’s always doing random nice things for her friends . . . she’s sweet like that.
94. She thinks highly of herself, but she’s not self-centered. She’s just self-aware.
95. She will be an amazing lawyer someday.
96. She’s going to get drunk in Scotland . . . and drunk dial me. Or else.
97. She uses big words.
98. She brought us coffee on the first day of school.
99. She says she wouldn’t have friends without facebook.
100. That’s a lie.
101. She unlike anyone you’ve ever met. If you haven’t met her, your life is necessarily incomplete and unfulfilling. However she will never be your best friend, because I am claiming her for the rest of my life. So there.