sex.. as usual
i just think that sam, kerida, jay and gina would all find this highly amusing. b/c it's me. hahahahha wow that didn't sound cocky at all. i heart you all.
Lothlorien Light (9:32:50 PM): most of the away message is directed towards you
fLYingcooKie426 (9:32:58 PM): ooh, let me check
fLYingcooKie426 (9:33:46 PM): hahahhaha
Lothlorien Light (9:33:58 PM): what's funny is that only Drew has sent me a message
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:00 PM): i would leave a message . .but i'm already talking to you, lol
Lothlorien Light (9:34:01 PM): and sara
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:14 PM): sorry hon, i wasn't online . ..writing HOPR paper
Lothlorien Light (9:34:18 PM): hahahahhah that's fine!
Lothlorien Light (9:34:22 PM): o and sam
Lothlorien Light (9:34:24 PM): only three people
Lothlorien Light (9:34:29 PM): i thought i was MUCH funnier than that
Lothlorien Light (9:34:46 PM): dude so i tried wearing my thong today... this whole permanent wedgie thing is not something i'm finding easy to deal with
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:46 PM): maybe people just dont' check your away message . .i dunno
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:49 PM): hahahah
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:51 PM): aww
Lothlorien Light (9:35:04 PM): it's like "what's up my ass? O MY UNDERWEAR"
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:16 PM): well that's cuz you got the wrong kind. i don't like the thick ones much, strings are much better
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:20 PM): hah
Lothlorien Light (9:35:24 PM): i thought those WERE strings
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:27 PM): it does take some getting used to
Lothlorien Light (9:35:38 PM): thongs aren't an acquired taste
Lothlorien Light (9:35:48 PM): i think my ass just.. rejects thongs
Lothlorien Light (9:35:58 PM): like a straight man rejects ru paul
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:00 PM): yes they are. like beer
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:04 PM): LOL
Lothlorien Light (9:36:16 PM): seriously
Lothlorien Light (9:36:20 PM): the thong can be all pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:36:24 PM): and have sparkles.. just like rupaul
Lothlorien Light (9:36:34 PM): but it don't matter.. REJECTTION!! REJECTION!
“fLYingcooKie426” is away from the computer as of 9:36:46 PM.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:55 PM): ahahahahhhh
Lothlorien Light (9:36:56 PM): LOL i love being in your away
Auto response from fLYingcooKie426: Lothlorien Light: I think my ass just rejects thongs. Like a straight man rejects ru paul.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:03 PM): you KILL me
Lothlorien Light (9:37:11 PM): seriously
Lothlorien Light (9:37:13 PM): with that thong
Lothlorien Light (9:37:17 PM): it was like.. being raped by floss
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:24 PM): i thought they were weird at first too, but i got used to it
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:31 PM): and you get the skinney kind
Lothlorien Light (9:37:32 PM): idk i'll give it another shot. but i can't just do the whole public thing right away
Lothlorien Light (9:37:43 PM): cuz i know i'll be picking at my ass
Lothlorien Light (9:37:49 PM): trying to pick the non-existent wedgie
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:59 PM): hehehe
fLYingcooKie426 (9:38:05 PM): that would be awkward at all . . .
Lothlorien Light (9:39:00 PM): but they are pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:39:05 PM): just owning them makes me feel like a real girl
Lothlorien Light (9:39:09 PM): and that i'll be tapped soon
Lothlorien Light (9:39:14 PM): i think guys like thong girls
fLYingcooKie426 (9:39:22 PM): hehe, there ya go! you don't even have to wear em, just look at em and feel sexy
fLYingcooKie426 (9:39:40 PM): hmm, i'm couldn't say for sure . .. maybe we should take a poll
Lothlorien Light (9:39:47 PM): let's
Lothlorien Light (9:39:52 PM): who can we ask
Lothlorien Light (9:39:54 PM): bobby
Lothlorien Light (9:39:56 PM): but he doesn't count
Lothlorien Light (9:39:59 PM): he's like.. honorary girl
fLYingcooKie426 (9:40:22 PM): omg, never tell him that, lol
fLYingcooKie426 (9:40:34 PM): i'll ask tom when he gets here
Lothlorien Light (9:40:46 PM): hahahah sweet
Lothlorien Light (9:50:01 PM): i wat to devour that pumpkin pie
Lothlorien Light (9:50:03 PM): like it's my job
Lothlorien Light (9:50:11 PM): ... BLOW job
Lothlorien Light (9:50:15 PM): why do they call it a blow job?
Lothlorien Light (9:50:17 PM): you're not blowing
Lothlorien Light (9:50:19 PM): you're sucking
Lothlorien Light (9:50:27 PM): it's the complete reverse and opposite action
Lothlorien Light (9:50:38 PM): hahahahah can you imagine if you could blow into a penis
Lothlorien Light (9:50:40 PM): it'd blow up
Lothlorien Light (9:50:41 PM): rofl
Lothlorien Light (9:51:04 PM): yeah i can't laugh. i don't know what it looks like
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:39 PM): hahahahah
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:49 PM): it is a little strange . . .
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:55 PM): but come on . .suck job?
Lothlorien Light (9:52:19 PM): well at least it would be technically right
Auto response from fLYingcooKie426: Lothlorien Light: I think my ass just rejects thongs. Like a straight man rejects ru paul.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:52:38 PM): i suppose . . ..
Lothlorien Light (9:53:38 PM): dude
Lothlorien Light (9:53:41 PM): if i were aguy
Lothlorien Light (9:53:44 PM): and i had never heard that term
Lothlorien Light (9:53:46 PM): i'd be scared
Lothlorien Light (9:53:53 PM): and very protective of my little general
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:24 PM): LOL
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:36 PM): well than it's a good thing you're not a guy i suppose
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:46 PM): or you really wouldnt' be getting any action
Lothlorien Light (9:54:48 PM): yeah i'd also have to disinfect my thighs every time i sat down
Lothlorien Light (9:55:03 PM): i don't get any action as a girl. maybe as a guy i could entertain myself. and there's always porn
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:12 PM): ewey . ..i dont' know how guys function as a penis.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:17 PM): hey, girls can watch porn too
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:29 PM): ..not that i'm advocating you do it .. im' just saying
Lothlorien Light (9:55:34 PM): sorry naked men are ugly
Lothlorien Light (9:55:35 PM): i think
Lothlorien Light (9:55:40 PM): idk statues .. ikf they're accurate
Lothlorien Light (9:55:53 PM): at least naked women don't have weird protuberances
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:01 PM): whaddya call boobs?
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:13 PM): anyway, actual men are a lot hairier than statues
Lothlorien Light (9:57:17 PM): yeah. my boobs are pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:57:22 PM): they aren't protuberances
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:26 PM): oooh, ok
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:27 PM): hahahah
Lothlorien Light (9:57:31 PM): they're, delicately rounded parts
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:55 PM): LMAO
Lothlorien Light (9:58:05 PM): dude. we always talk about sex
Lothlorien Light (9:58:14 PM): actually i think most of conversations with people are about sex
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:18 PM): very fond of your boobs i take it, that's good
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:26 PM): . ..maybe that's just you dear
Lothlorien Light (9:58:36 PM): i just.. attract sex talk
Lothlorien Light (9:58:39 PM): WHY DON'T I ATTRA
Lothlorien Light (9:58:41 PM): T SEX
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:57 PM): although my friend who's a psych major is always telling me how everything we do can be traced back to sexual urges
fLYingcooKie426 (9:59:01 PM): which is kinda depressing
Lothlorien Light (9:59:04 PM): yes
Lothlorien Light (9:32:50 PM): most of the away message is directed towards you
fLYingcooKie426 (9:32:58 PM): ooh, let me check
fLYingcooKie426 (9:33:46 PM): hahahhaha
Lothlorien Light (9:33:58 PM): what's funny is that only Drew has sent me a message
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:00 PM): i would leave a message . .but i'm already talking to you, lol
Lothlorien Light (9:34:01 PM): and sara
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:14 PM): sorry hon, i wasn't online . ..writing HOPR paper
Lothlorien Light (9:34:18 PM): hahahahhah that's fine!
Lothlorien Light (9:34:22 PM): o and sam
Lothlorien Light (9:34:24 PM): only three people
Lothlorien Light (9:34:29 PM): i thought i was MUCH funnier than that
Lothlorien Light (9:34:46 PM): dude so i tried wearing my thong today... this whole permanent wedgie thing is not something i'm finding easy to deal with
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:46 PM): maybe people just dont' check your away message . .i dunno
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:49 PM): hahahah
fLYingcooKie426 (9:34:51 PM): aww
Lothlorien Light (9:35:04 PM): it's like "what's up my ass? O MY UNDERWEAR"
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:16 PM): well that's cuz you got the wrong kind. i don't like the thick ones much, strings are much better
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:20 PM): hah
Lothlorien Light (9:35:24 PM): i thought those WERE strings
fLYingcooKie426 (9:35:27 PM): it does take some getting used to
Lothlorien Light (9:35:38 PM): thongs aren't an acquired taste
Lothlorien Light (9:35:48 PM): i think my ass just.. rejects thongs
Lothlorien Light (9:35:58 PM): like a straight man rejects ru paul
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:00 PM): yes they are. like beer
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:04 PM): LOL
Lothlorien Light (9:36:16 PM): seriously
Lothlorien Light (9:36:20 PM): the thong can be all pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:36:24 PM): and have sparkles.. just like rupaul
Lothlorien Light (9:36:34 PM): but it don't matter.. REJECTTION!! REJECTION!
“fLYingcooKie426” is away from the computer as of 9:36:46 PM.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:36:55 PM): ahahahahhhh
Lothlorien Light (9:36:56 PM): LOL i love being in your away
Auto response from fLYingcooKie426: Lothlorien Light: I think my ass just rejects thongs. Like a straight man rejects ru paul.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:03 PM): you KILL me
Lothlorien Light (9:37:11 PM): seriously
Lothlorien Light (9:37:13 PM): with that thong
Lothlorien Light (9:37:17 PM): it was like.. being raped by floss
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:24 PM): i thought they were weird at first too, but i got used to it
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:31 PM): and you get the skinney kind
Lothlorien Light (9:37:32 PM): idk i'll give it another shot. but i can't just do the whole public thing right away
Lothlorien Light (9:37:43 PM): cuz i know i'll be picking at my ass
Lothlorien Light (9:37:49 PM): trying to pick the non-existent wedgie
fLYingcooKie426 (9:37:59 PM): hehehe
fLYingcooKie426 (9:38:05 PM): that would be awkward at all . . .
Lothlorien Light (9:39:00 PM): but they are pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:39:05 PM): just owning them makes me feel like a real girl
Lothlorien Light (9:39:09 PM): and that i'll be tapped soon
Lothlorien Light (9:39:14 PM): i think guys like thong girls
fLYingcooKie426 (9:39:22 PM): hehe, there ya go! you don't even have to wear em, just look at em and feel sexy
fLYingcooKie426 (9:39:40 PM): hmm, i'm couldn't say for sure . .. maybe we should take a poll
Lothlorien Light (9:39:47 PM): let's
Lothlorien Light (9:39:52 PM): who can we ask
Lothlorien Light (9:39:54 PM): bobby
Lothlorien Light (9:39:56 PM): but he doesn't count
Lothlorien Light (9:39:59 PM): he's like.. honorary girl
fLYingcooKie426 (9:40:22 PM): omg, never tell him that, lol
fLYingcooKie426 (9:40:34 PM): i'll ask tom when he gets here
Lothlorien Light (9:40:46 PM): hahahah sweet
Lothlorien Light (9:50:01 PM): i wat to devour that pumpkin pie
Lothlorien Light (9:50:03 PM): like it's my job
Lothlorien Light (9:50:11 PM): ... BLOW job
Lothlorien Light (9:50:15 PM): why do they call it a blow job?
Lothlorien Light (9:50:17 PM): you're not blowing
Lothlorien Light (9:50:19 PM): you're sucking
Lothlorien Light (9:50:27 PM): it's the complete reverse and opposite action
Lothlorien Light (9:50:38 PM): hahahahah can you imagine if you could blow into a penis
Lothlorien Light (9:50:40 PM): it'd blow up
Lothlorien Light (9:50:41 PM): rofl
Lothlorien Light (9:51:04 PM): yeah i can't laugh. i don't know what it looks like
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:39 PM): hahahahah
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:49 PM): it is a little strange . . .
fLYingcooKie426 (9:51:55 PM): but come on . .suck job?
Lothlorien Light (9:52:19 PM): well at least it would be technically right
Auto response from fLYingcooKie426: Lothlorien Light: I think my ass just rejects thongs. Like a straight man rejects ru paul.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:52:38 PM): i suppose . . ..
Lothlorien Light (9:53:38 PM): dude
Lothlorien Light (9:53:41 PM): if i were aguy
Lothlorien Light (9:53:44 PM): and i had never heard that term
Lothlorien Light (9:53:46 PM): i'd be scared
Lothlorien Light (9:53:53 PM): and very protective of my little general
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:24 PM): LOL
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:36 PM): well than it's a good thing you're not a guy i suppose
fLYingcooKie426 (9:54:46 PM): or you really wouldnt' be getting any action
Lothlorien Light (9:54:48 PM): yeah i'd also have to disinfect my thighs every time i sat down
Lothlorien Light (9:55:03 PM): i don't get any action as a girl. maybe as a guy i could entertain myself. and there's always porn
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:12 PM): ewey . ..i dont' know how guys function as a penis.
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:17 PM): hey, girls can watch porn too
fLYingcooKie426 (9:55:29 PM): ..not that i'm advocating you do it .. im' just saying
Lothlorien Light (9:55:34 PM): sorry naked men are ugly
Lothlorien Light (9:55:35 PM): i think
Lothlorien Light (9:55:40 PM): idk statues .. ikf they're accurate
Lothlorien Light (9:55:53 PM): at least naked women don't have weird protuberances
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:01 PM): whaddya call boobs?
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:13 PM): anyway, actual men are a lot hairier than statues
Lothlorien Light (9:57:17 PM): yeah. my boobs are pretty
Lothlorien Light (9:57:22 PM): they aren't protuberances
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:26 PM): oooh, ok
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:27 PM): hahahah
Lothlorien Light (9:57:31 PM): they're, delicately rounded parts
fLYingcooKie426 (9:57:55 PM): LMAO
Lothlorien Light (9:58:05 PM): dude. we always talk about sex
Lothlorien Light (9:58:14 PM): actually i think most of conversations with people are about sex
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:18 PM): very fond of your boobs i take it, that's good
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:26 PM): . ..maybe that's just you dear
Lothlorien Light (9:58:36 PM): i just.. attract sex talk
Lothlorien Light (9:58:39 PM): WHY DON'T I ATTRA
Lothlorien Light (9:58:41 PM): T SEX
fLYingcooKie426 (9:58:57 PM): although my friend who's a psych major is always telling me how everything we do can be traced back to sexual urges
fLYingcooKie426 (9:59:01 PM): which is kinda depressing
Lothlorien Light (9:59:04 PM): yes