Because this is a meme...

[silverjames]

...I couldn't resist and the results were too silly not to share.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, silverjames sent to me...

Twelve sunsets drumming
Eleven thrillers writing
Ten detectives a-cooking
Nine celts acting
Eight werewolves a-reading
Seven coyotes a-BBQing
Six gargoyles editing
Five ci-i-i-innamon rolls
Four Newfoundlands
Three indian legends
Two plot monkeys
...and a softball in a grey's anatomy.