true life: im an ass and my friends are too

[silvering720]

ok so im sitting here at the computer chatting it up w/ folks and eating burnt cookies ( i almost got it right this time) and an episode of true life is on. its one where these girls are on a mission to meet justin timberlake. ok now i could see if this was, like, a half an hour fan meets star type thing, but oh no i gotta be subjected to 5 hoochies riding cross country in a van that says various "justin jargon" like crunk and thats playing music from a nsync vma performance(and they do the choreography as well) for an hour. i, for one, have to wonder why this has to be an episode of true life. this isnt a life altering change (i.e. true life: im giving my child up for adoption) or an educational look at life (i.e. true life: im a little person) however im not giving true life all the props i have to offer because there have been some assanine topics (i.e. true life: im an urban cheerleader.) why do we need to see some country chickenheads who can dance, but cant tumble or flip worth a damn. i ask you, people, what is cheerleading? definition please? but i digress. the point is, behind me the are girls standing next to justin timberlakes tour bus rubbing it. oh look they finally got to meet him. now they are discussing the meeting as if we all werent just there to watch in disgust, i tell you my hands are bloody from beating the concrete. ok it just went off and now the milkshake video is on. i swear mtv is taking a downward spiral. anyone knows me knows how much i dislike this particular little ditty. for those who dont, let me express my hatred *ahem* dislike. its just a stupid song with a catchy beat, im sorry. first of all, and i have addressed this in a previous entry, why is kelis still aloud to make music? where is the logic in letting this lioness in a corset warble things like "i hate you so much right now, ahhhh!" we need a revolution people, ok and why is nas playing a short order cook? we know yall are engaged girl but dont beat us over the head with it, "popular thug" was enough. how you gonna make a song w/ clipse and then redo it because your new fiancee is the illmatic. the clipse version is better. ok the dance break in the second chorus needs to be addressed as well. why does she do that to her hair and do the little hip roll extravaganza? did you rehearse this before you decided take the plunge kelis? you are making some bad life decisions girl. stacey orrico is on now and apparently theres gotta be more to life. now heres a girl who can sing. when she performed at guavaween, despite looking quite gaunt and haggard (girl wash your hair and get rid of the sneakers), she sounded really good and had a genuinely impressive voice. i hate you but i love you, i cant stop thinking of you, its true im stuck on you. genious. in an act of protest, even though i love mr timberlake to pieces, im making nsyncs oldest and least talked about member, christopher kirkpatrick, my icon. hey, he can be fierce at times. shuttup.

tierra
"i mean, i was totally freaking out from how good he smelled"