Instantly annoyed.
Dear people trying to get on me through my online dating profile,
If you bother to read my profile, it says, in the second paragraph, that I'd prefer no instant messages. So, when you send me an instant message, I assume you either are too lazy to read to the second paragraph before clicking over to my photos, or you cannot read.
If you'd really like to annoy me, you could send me five instant messages -- one of which says, "oops, right, no IMs" -- then send me a real email... and then IM me again less than 24 hours later to make sure I've gotten said email. Because that's a sure way to make me really like you. (I'm lookin' at you, creepy Indian dude.)
Love,
Lexi
(Seriously, I need to stop viewing my messages during daylight hours, because, I swear, there are dudes who just sit there and lurk all day long, waiting to have a superawesome stiffy-inducing chat session with some random chick they've never met, rather than attempting to do whatever menial job they have. I have one sexy pen pal who keeps the sexy talk to a minimum, and he's a UK citizen and soccer columnist for ESPN, and that's all I need, k?)
If you bother to read my profile, it says, in the second paragraph, that I'd prefer no instant messages. So, when you send me an instant message, I assume you either are too lazy to read to the second paragraph before clicking over to my photos, or you cannot read.
If you'd really like to annoy me, you could send me five instant messages -- one of which says, "oops, right, no IMs" -- then send me a real email... and then IM me again less than 24 hours later to make sure I've gotten said email. Because that's a sure way to make me really like you. (I'm lookin' at you, creepy Indian dude.)
Love,
Lexi
(Seriously, I need to stop viewing my messages during daylight hours, because, I swear, there are dudes who just sit there and lurk all day long, waiting to have a superawesome stiffy-inducing chat session with some random chick they've never met, rather than attempting to do whatever menial job they have. I have one sexy pen pal who keeps the sexy talk to a minimum, and he's a UK citizen and soccer columnist for ESPN, and that's all I need, k?)