Secret Agent Chapter 2
Title: “Secret Agent” Chapter 2/3
Author: Silvergray1358
Pairing: Elricest, EdxAlxWinry (for some fun)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Humor….. (*coughsmutcough*)
Warnings: Profanity, threesome, bondage, and incest (are your main concerns)
Summary: Al has just gotten his body back and when Winry discovers Al’s little secret, she decides to take matters into her own hands…. And have a little fun with it too
Chapter 1: silvergray1358.livejournal.com/2111.html#cutid1
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal or anything having to do with it (disappointingly)
Author’s Note: Italicized words are thoughts and emphases
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Al’s POV
I have to admit that this party was a good idea on Winry’s part. I was shocked to see all of the people that we had met along our mission show up in Resembool. And the thought that they are all here for me is quite humbling. I never thought that Brother and I had so many friends. And I was having a good time too. I danced (which I hadn’t done in too long and was a little awkward at first, but I got the hang of it soon enough), I ate the delicious snacks that Winry cooked, and I talked to just about everyone twice. There was just one problem. Edward.
I can’t take my eyes off of him. The way that he was dressed, the way that his body was rocking and swaying while he danced with Winry, even just the way he stood, one hand on his hip and the other holding his drink, while he talked to the other guests: it was driving me insane. I just want to grab him and throw him against the wall and ravish those hard lips right in front of everyo-
“…You know what I mean?” Fletcher asked.
“Shit.”
“Uh… yeah, I mean, of course…” I tried.
“And then Russel was going on about some new botany arrays that he had been working on and acting like that whole thing with the dog never happened!” Fletcher rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Sometimes I don’t know what I’m going to do with him.”
I was about to make some lame comment, hoping to cover up the fact I hadn’t listened to a single word he had been saying when someone tapped my shoulder.
“Would you care to dance with me, Al?” Winry asked.
I could feel my eyes widen with fear, and quickly tried to fix my face into something resembling composure. I nodded and Winry grabbed my arm and literally dragged me on to the dance floor. A slow song had started playing and Winry draped her arms on my shoulders and I placed my hands on her hips. She quickly closed the distance between us and had her face right next to mine.
”She’s gonna ask me why I’ve been staring at her all night! What do I say?! Should I just feign innocence?! Quick Al, think!” I could feel my knees literally shake. But before I could think of anything, she whispered in my ear.
“I saw you watching me all night Al…”
“Damndamndamndamn….”
“…. Or should I say, watching Ed?”
“Yup. I just died. All the blood in my body has rushed to my face and now I’m going to black out and die right here in the middle of the floor and people are going to just look down at me and Winry will shrug and say that I died of embarrassment and people will nod casually and just keep dancing and--“
“I know your secret Al, and I think that I can help.” Winry said, her voice in my ear, barely breaking me out of my panic-induced rant.
“W-what?” I asked, my voice shaking badly even though I had tried to keep it straight.
“I said that I think I can help with your problem. I mean, that is if you want my help. But it would probably be best if you let me do most of the work.” She said cryptically. She pulled away from my ear and damn her for looking so calm.
“H-how, ahem, do you except to be able to help? No, offense, but I don’t think you understand exactly what you’re saying…” I tried to explain. What did she mean ‘work’?
“Well, how about we talk about it later? I think the songs ending soon anyways… How about you come up to my room around 1? Everyone who’s not staying for the night should have left by then.” Winry said, starting to pull away as the music died.
“I don’t really know if-“ I started.
“See you in a few hours.” Winry called back, already walking away towards Hawkeye. I just stood there in the middle of the dance floor. The next song started up and I felt my feet walk me towards the wall without me even thinking about it. I was dazed. I looked up across the room. The clock on the mantel read 11:00 p.m. Two more hours.
“I probably won’t live that long.” I mused.
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11:50-People started to announce their departure. Gracia and Elysia had left hours ago because of Elysia’s bed time. But soon Sciezka, Ross, Brosh, and Russel and Fletcher all said their goodbyes and well wishes to everyone and left.
12:30-Mustang called for two taxis and him and Riza got into the first one and the second was left for Breda, Falman, and (much to their dismay) Armstrong to share. Winry and Ed both said goodnight. As they were walking up the stairs together, Winry turned around and gave me a quick wink, making sure that I understood that she still expected me to show up soon. Aunt Pinako made sure that everyone was all set and after I helped her clean up a few of the dishes, she went to bed too.
12:50-Ling and Lan Fan finally said goodnight to everyone and went downstairs to sleep for the night in one of the Rockbell’s spare patient rooms. Mei asked me to dance with her one more time to the music that was still softly playing and after that, followed Ling and Lan Fan downstairs. Havoc and Fuery were sitting on the couch and Havoc was drinking something out of a flask and kept splashing some into Fuery’s drink when he wasn’t looking. They were both going to share the other patient room and so I decided to join them in one of the chairs since they were the last people awake.
“Heyyyy Alphonse! Sit down my man. How’s your night been?” Havoc asked, the tiniest bit of a slur in his words.
“Oh, pretty good I would ha-“ I started, but Havoc apparently wasn’t listening.
“I saw you were dancing with that Mei girl. Are you two……” He asked, making an obscene hand gesture with his thumb and forefinger on the right hand and the pointer of the other.
It took me a second to understand what he was trying to do, but when I did, I could feel my face turn a bright shade of red.
“Oh! Goodness no! She’s just a friend!” I tried defending myself, but apparently my reaction was priceless because both Havoc and Fuery cracked up laughing. Kain laughed so hard that he rolled off the couch and continued laughing in a ball on the carpet. Havoc must have been busy with that flask for a few hours.
“Hardy har har, you two. Havoc, look what you did to Fuery!” I countered, trying to pull the attention off of me. Poor Fuery was still on the ground, his glasses skewed, attempting to get himself to sit up and failing epically. He fell back onto the floor and he must have decided it wasn’t so bad after all because he curled up into the fetal position, hiccupped, and fell asleep.
“Haha, it was so worth it though,” Havoc started. “You should have heard the story he told me about the duck and the roll of quarters. I’m going to tease him with that one forever!” Havoc had himself another good chuckle before he too fell over and passed out on the couch.
“Just great. I guess I should leave them here….” I looked over at the clock. 1:12. “Damn.” I dragged myself to my feet and walked over to the foot of the staircase.
“Okay, somehow Winry figured out how you feel about Ed. Damn, and I really thought I was being discrete about it too…. Okay Al ol’ buddy. You can do this,” I prepped myself as I started walking up the stairs. “Maybe this won’t be so bad after all. Although I don’t really know what Winry thinks she can do about it. It’s not like she can just go up to Ed and ask him if he feels the same way…… She wouldn’t do that right?!”
I felt my heart leap into my throat for the millionth time that night. I was just a few paces away from her bedroom door. “Deep breathes Alphonse. You fought homunculi, you took on a murderer with an arm that blew things apart, you went against the Fuhrer of the entire country. You can talk to your friend about your undying love for your brother…… yeah, this isn’t helping.”
And with that I swallowed my pride and knocked on her door.
There was a rustling sound and then I could hear Winry call, “Come in!”
With one more deep breath, I opened the door and stepped through the threshold. “Sorry I’m a little late, I was baby-sitting Havoc and -“ I looked up and saw Winry on her bed.
And that is when it felt like the floor was falling from underneath me.
“I knew this was a bad idea.”