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[silvergotkeyed]

Okay, so...

APPARANTLY this fucking hotel is going out of its way to make my life fucking miserable! I go to my room, end up having boobs and a certain area men are not supposed to have again. AGAINI mean, what the hell? I am not meant to be female! I am 100% male and should always be so

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[key_boy]

- snicker - S-Sorry, Riku, but..

That is one of the funniestthings I've ever heard!

And hey, if you aren't laughing, I know I am! Haha!

[dualpenetration]

You're not the only one laughing.

[key_boy]

I think this is the best thing ever.

[dualpenetration]

He needs make up so he can look like a pretty princess.

[key_boy]

Great idea~ I'm sure there's some place that carries it.

Aside from the fact that I have some.

[silvergotkeyed]

HELL NO. Don't you guys dare!

...Wait, what? Are you hiding something?

[key_boy]

Aw, but we could make you look so good, Riku!

Why no, of course not. What would I have to hide?

[silvergotkeyed]

I won't allow it! I refuse!

Sora, you have MAKEUP. That's not normal.

[key_boy]

You don't have a choice~

Are you saying I'm not normal?

[dualpenetration]

Ari found some a few days ago. I don't know the name of the place. I don't want to know the name. But he found some at a store, nonetheless.

Dare I ask why?

[key_boy]

We should go find that store and buy stuff to make Riku look pretty.

Could you handle the answer?

[dualpenetration]

I agree. Let's make his day a living Hell.

I've heard enough weird shit here. Try me.

[key_boy]

Sounds like fun~

Oh yeah? It's because I like it. Weird enough for you? I mean, it's not like it's a bunch of eye shadow and stuff. Just some mascara and eyeliner.

[dualpenetration]

Ohh, definitely.

Hardly. I think we'll need more than that for Riku, anyway.

[key_boy]

This'll be great.

Yeah, most likely, anyway's.

[dualpenetration]

I'm looking forward to it. I'm sure Riku is too. ♥

Should we go all-out and make him look like a hooker?