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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave fatedchakram a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I broke mjeevas's X-Box (-12 points). Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-67 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
silvergotkeyed