my entertainment for the night
Hey I'll post this in hopes that you'll get a kick out of it. The person who imed me is a friend of my cousins. I figured that out when he said his name was adam and his screen name said 87, figuring he was younger and i knew my cousin had a friend name adam.
amb121887 (9:49:27 PM): excuse me, i dont want u to think im ridiculous or anything, but u are the most gorgeous girl i hav ever seen, i just felt like i had to tell you
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:56:20 PM): who is this?
amb121887 (9:56:58 PM): wat, u dont like my pickup line?
amb121887 (9:57:08 PM): damn, thats my best one too
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:14 PM): lol you're gonna have to do better than that
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:20 PM): that's a shame
amb121887 (9:57:44 PM): iight, how bout this one
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:55 PM): why don't you start with your name
amb121887 (9:58:00 PM): lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle
amb121887 (9:58:26 PM): iight, hi im adam, can i borrow a quarter?
amb121887 (9:58:39 PM): i wanna call my mom and tell her i jsut met the girl of my dreams
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:59:16 PM): so you wanna take my money so you can chat it up with your mom instead of me
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:59:18 PM): i get it
amb121887 (9:59:52 PM): well that didnt work the way i want it
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:00:00 PM): i guess not
amb121887 (10:00:29 PM): ur name must be campbells, cuz ur mmm mmm good
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:00:49 PM): campbells is shit
amb121887 (10:00:56 PM): =-O
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:01:12 PM): got anything else
amb121887 (10:01:34 PM): if im supposed to take what i can from my dreams and make them as real as possible, can i take u?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:03:08 PM): sorry i don't live in a fantasy world
amb121887 (10:03:27 PM): y do u have to kill every one i say?
amb121887 (10:03:33 PM): iight how bout this one
amb121887 (10:04:28 PM): this took me a long time to make it rhyme like this, so u better like it
amb121887 (10:04:30 PM): roses are red
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:04:37 PM): ohhh sounds original so far
amb121887 (10:04:38 PM): violets are blue
amb121887 (10:04:42 PM): i like spaghetti
amb121887 (10:04:44 PM): lets fuck
amb121887 (10:04:56 PM): ????
amb121887 (10:05:00 PM): good?
amb121887 (10:05:02 PM): or no?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:05:37 PM): sorry it would never work, i'd prefer linginiue over spaghetti...we just don't have the same interests
amb121887 (10:06:19 PM): well i like white roses over red ones, but u dont see me complainin
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:33 PM): so do i
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:40 PM): well then change it to roses are red (or white)
amb121887 (10:06:42 PM): see, we have things in common
amb121887 (10:06:48 PM): we can make this work
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:49 PM): noo we have thing in common
amb121887 (10:07:07 PM): we can make it things
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:07:25 PM): i don't know
amb121887 (10:07:46 PM): we can do it, lets work together on this
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:08:02 PM): i don't like to work
amb121887 (10:08:24 PM): well ill do all the work, u jsut sit there and enjoy it;-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:09:05 PM): is that another one of your pickup lines
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:09:15 PM): i'm not falling for it
amb121887 (10:09:39 PM): nah, the rest of them i didnt make up myself, but that was spur of the moment and all truth
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:11:18 PM): well being spontaneous is a good quality
amb121887 (10:12:06 PM): y thank u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:12:25 PM): yeah but its not really a quality that i have
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:12:31 PM): so you're still stuck on thing
amb121887 (10:12:52 PM): well, im usually not too good at that, but im on a roll tonight
amb121887 (10:13:33 PM): soo whats ur name?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:13:57 PM): oh you really know how to get a girls attention
amb121887 (10:14:10 PM): hey, that wasnt a pickup like
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:14:46 PM): well you had enough of those
amb121887 (10:14:52 PM): i just wanna put a name on the face that im gonna dream about tonight;-)
amb121887 (10:14:56 PM): lol iight, last one
amb121887 (10:15:00 PM): but really
amb121887 (10:15:03 PM): wats ur name?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:15:21 PM): and what does this face look like?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:15:26 PM): describe me
amb121887 (10:15:43 PM): idk, i havent asked u that yet
amb121887 (10:15:47 PM): but no more lines
amb121887 (10:15:50 PM): lets just talk
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:16:15 PM): ok my name is erica
amb121887 (10:16:40 PM): ok erica
amb121887 (10:16:45 PM): whats ur favorite color?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:17:17 PM): why don't you tell me? trust me you can figure it out if you think hard enough
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:17:25 PM): it's written somewhere
amb121887 (10:17:51 PM): blue?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:04 PM): nope try again
amb121887 (10:18:09 PM): purple?
amb121887 (10:18:13 PM): o wait
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:15 PM): lol uh no
amb121887 (10:18:16 PM): silver
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:19 PM): yeahhh!!
amb121887 (10:18:25 PM): lol see, third ties teh charm
amb121887 (10:18:29 PM): times*
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:19:13 PM): ok my turn to ask the questions...how'd you get my screen name
amb121887 (10:20:37 PM): umm
amb121887 (10:20:41 PM): iight, i wont lie to u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:20:44 PM): wait
amb121887 (10:20:47 PM): wat?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:21:00 PM): before you say anything you need to know this
amb121887 (10:21:05 PM): ok
amb121887 (10:21:11 PM): wat do i need to no?
amb121887 (10:22:01 PM): ??
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:16 PM): i think i could be in love with you but....
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:24 PM): long distance relationships never work
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:28 PM): sorry!
amb121887 (10:22:54 PM): well, im not lookin to get married, but we can fool around a little bit;-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:23:30 PM): works for me under one condition
amb121887 (10:23:40 PM): whats that
amb121887 (10:23:40 PM): ?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:24:03 PM): you're not from new york are you? because the last guy i fooled around with...he's from new york and it's just too painful
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:24:27 PM): so where are you from
amb121887 (10:25:07 PM): well, originally from San Diego California
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:25:39 PM): so does that mean you're from new york
amb121887 (10:26:00 PM): but i do live in new york, which is wat someone prolly told u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:26:52 PM): i don't need anyone to tell me anything....it's your playa attitude...it screams new york
amb121887 (10:27:05 PM): it does?
amb121887 (10:27:21 PM): well, i learned everything i no from my bro who still lives in cali, so prob not
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:23 PM): that's were all the badass heartbreakers are from...i try to avoid it
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:39 PM): well he was probably just preparing you to live in new york
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:47 PM): so you'd fit in, after all you weren't born there
amb121887 (10:28:09 PM): how can u discriminate like that?
amb121887 (10:28:17 PM): just cuz im from new york?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:28:50 PM): sorry its not my fault new york is full of hot guys who will brake your heart in a second
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:29:08 PM): im just telling it like it is
amb121887 (10:29:48 PM): ok, wat if we dont actually have any commitment, so this hot guy cant break ur heart, cuz u wont be expecting anything
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:32:41 PM): good try however unfortunetly it doesn't work that way
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:03 PM): unfortunetly my mind has no control over my heart
amb121887 (10:33:21 PM): then ill try not to let u fall in love with me
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:36 PM): hahahaha
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:45 PM): i mean uh thanks thats sweet
amb121887 (10:33:57 PM): lol u makin fun of me now?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:34:23 PM): never
amb121887 (10:34:33 PM): lol ok
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:19 PM): ok well i gotta get back to studying microeconomics you've been too much of a distraction
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:29 PM): thanks for the entertainment
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:37 PM): best of luck with those pickup lines
amb121887 (10:36:02 PM): lol thanx, ttul hun
amb121887 (10:36:10 PM): O:-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:36:26 PM): haha bye!
amb121887 (10:36:40 PM): i still get the feeling ur makin fun of me.....
amb121887 (10:36:42 PM): but bye
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:19 PM): ah ha! you're very in touch with emotions
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:28 PM): and you're right on target
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:31 PM): good job
amb121887 (10:37:36 PM): wat can i say, im a sensitive guy
amb121887 (10:37:55 PM): but im goin 2, pz
amb121887 (9:49:27 PM): excuse me, i dont want u to think im ridiculous or anything, but u are the most gorgeous girl i hav ever seen, i just felt like i had to tell you
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:56:20 PM): who is this?
amb121887 (9:56:58 PM): wat, u dont like my pickup line?
amb121887 (9:57:08 PM): damn, thats my best one too
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:14 PM): lol you're gonna have to do better than that
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:20 PM): that's a shame
amb121887 (9:57:44 PM): iight, how bout this one
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:57:55 PM): why don't you start with your name
amb121887 (9:58:00 PM): lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle
amb121887 (9:58:26 PM): iight, hi im adam, can i borrow a quarter?
amb121887 (9:58:39 PM): i wanna call my mom and tell her i jsut met the girl of my dreams
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:59:16 PM): so you wanna take my money so you can chat it up with your mom instead of me
SiLvEr GeM 686 (9:59:18 PM): i get it
amb121887 (9:59:52 PM): well that didnt work the way i want it
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:00:00 PM): i guess not
amb121887 (10:00:29 PM): ur name must be campbells, cuz ur mmm mmm good
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:00:49 PM): campbells is shit
amb121887 (10:00:56 PM): =-O
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:01:12 PM): got anything else
amb121887 (10:01:34 PM): if im supposed to take what i can from my dreams and make them as real as possible, can i take u?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:03:08 PM): sorry i don't live in a fantasy world
amb121887 (10:03:27 PM): y do u have to kill every one i say?
amb121887 (10:03:33 PM): iight how bout this one
amb121887 (10:04:28 PM): this took me a long time to make it rhyme like this, so u better like it
amb121887 (10:04:30 PM): roses are red
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:04:37 PM): ohhh sounds original so far
amb121887 (10:04:38 PM): violets are blue
amb121887 (10:04:42 PM): i like spaghetti
amb121887 (10:04:44 PM): lets fuck
amb121887 (10:04:56 PM): ????
amb121887 (10:05:00 PM): good?
amb121887 (10:05:02 PM): or no?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:05:37 PM): sorry it would never work, i'd prefer linginiue over spaghetti...we just don't have the same interests
amb121887 (10:06:19 PM): well i like white roses over red ones, but u dont see me complainin
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:33 PM): so do i
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:40 PM): well then change it to roses are red (or white)
amb121887 (10:06:42 PM): see, we have things in common
amb121887 (10:06:48 PM): we can make this work
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:06:49 PM): noo we have thing in common
amb121887 (10:07:07 PM): we can make it things
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:07:25 PM): i don't know
amb121887 (10:07:46 PM): we can do it, lets work together on this
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:08:02 PM): i don't like to work
amb121887 (10:08:24 PM): well ill do all the work, u jsut sit there and enjoy it;-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:09:05 PM): is that another one of your pickup lines
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:09:15 PM): i'm not falling for it
amb121887 (10:09:39 PM): nah, the rest of them i didnt make up myself, but that was spur of the moment and all truth
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:11:18 PM): well being spontaneous is a good quality
amb121887 (10:12:06 PM): y thank u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:12:25 PM): yeah but its not really a quality that i have
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:12:31 PM): so you're still stuck on thing
amb121887 (10:12:52 PM): well, im usually not too good at that, but im on a roll tonight
amb121887 (10:13:33 PM): soo whats ur name?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:13:57 PM): oh you really know how to get a girls attention
amb121887 (10:14:10 PM): hey, that wasnt a pickup like
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:14:46 PM): well you had enough of those
amb121887 (10:14:52 PM): i just wanna put a name on the face that im gonna dream about tonight;-)
amb121887 (10:14:56 PM): lol iight, last one
amb121887 (10:15:00 PM): but really
amb121887 (10:15:03 PM): wats ur name?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:15:21 PM): and what does this face look like?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:15:26 PM): describe me
amb121887 (10:15:43 PM): idk, i havent asked u that yet
amb121887 (10:15:47 PM): but no more lines
amb121887 (10:15:50 PM): lets just talk
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:16:15 PM): ok my name is erica
amb121887 (10:16:40 PM): ok erica
amb121887 (10:16:45 PM): whats ur favorite color?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:17:17 PM): why don't you tell me? trust me you can figure it out if you think hard enough
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:17:25 PM): it's written somewhere
amb121887 (10:17:51 PM): blue?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:04 PM): nope try again
amb121887 (10:18:09 PM): purple?
amb121887 (10:18:13 PM): o wait
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:15 PM): lol uh no
amb121887 (10:18:16 PM): silver
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:18:19 PM): yeahhh!!
amb121887 (10:18:25 PM): lol see, third ties teh charm
amb121887 (10:18:29 PM): times*
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:19:13 PM): ok my turn to ask the questions...how'd you get my screen name
amb121887 (10:20:37 PM): umm
amb121887 (10:20:41 PM): iight, i wont lie to u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:20:44 PM): wait
amb121887 (10:20:47 PM): wat?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:21:00 PM): before you say anything you need to know this
amb121887 (10:21:05 PM): ok
amb121887 (10:21:11 PM): wat do i need to no?
amb121887 (10:22:01 PM): ??
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:16 PM): i think i could be in love with you but....
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:24 PM): long distance relationships never work
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:22:28 PM): sorry!
amb121887 (10:22:54 PM): well, im not lookin to get married, but we can fool around a little bit;-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:23:30 PM): works for me under one condition
amb121887 (10:23:40 PM): whats that
amb121887 (10:23:40 PM): ?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:24:03 PM): you're not from new york are you? because the last guy i fooled around with...he's from new york and it's just too painful
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:24:27 PM): so where are you from
amb121887 (10:25:07 PM): well, originally from San Diego California
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:25:39 PM): so does that mean you're from new york
amb121887 (10:26:00 PM): but i do live in new york, which is wat someone prolly told u
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:26:52 PM): i don't need anyone to tell me anything....it's your playa attitude...it screams new york
amb121887 (10:27:05 PM): it does?
amb121887 (10:27:21 PM): well, i learned everything i no from my bro who still lives in cali, so prob not
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:23 PM): that's were all the badass heartbreakers are from...i try to avoid it
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:39 PM): well he was probably just preparing you to live in new york
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:27:47 PM): so you'd fit in, after all you weren't born there
amb121887 (10:28:09 PM): how can u discriminate like that?
amb121887 (10:28:17 PM): just cuz im from new york?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:28:50 PM): sorry its not my fault new york is full of hot guys who will brake your heart in a second
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:29:08 PM): im just telling it like it is
amb121887 (10:29:48 PM): ok, wat if we dont actually have any commitment, so this hot guy cant break ur heart, cuz u wont be expecting anything
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:32:41 PM): good try however unfortunetly it doesn't work that way
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:03 PM): unfortunetly my mind has no control over my heart
amb121887 (10:33:21 PM): then ill try not to let u fall in love with me
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:36 PM): hahahaha
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:33:45 PM): i mean uh thanks thats sweet
amb121887 (10:33:57 PM): lol u makin fun of me now?
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:34:23 PM): never
amb121887 (10:34:33 PM): lol ok
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:19 PM): ok well i gotta get back to studying microeconomics you've been too much of a distraction
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:29 PM): thanks for the entertainment
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:35:37 PM): best of luck with those pickup lines
amb121887 (10:36:02 PM): lol thanx, ttul hun
amb121887 (10:36:10 PM): O:-)
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:36:26 PM): haha bye!
amb121887 (10:36:40 PM): i still get the feeling ur makin fun of me.....
amb121887 (10:36:42 PM): but bye
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:19 PM): ah ha! you're very in touch with emotions
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:28 PM): and you're right on target
SiLvEr GeM 686 (10:37:31 PM): good job
amb121887 (10:37:36 PM): wat can i say, im a sensitive guy
amb121887 (10:37:55 PM): but im goin 2, pz